Coach Z Does Stuff/Chapter 1
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{Our story starts off as just a normal day for the HomestarRunner.com gang, until something goes horribly wrong... well, not that horribly, but still kinda horrible... a little. Well, all right, not horrible at all. There, happy now?}
{The story starts off with Strong Bad, passed out on the couch. Strong Sad stares at sleeping Strong Bad until he wakes up.}
STRONG BAD: AAGH! How long have you been standing there?
STRONG SAD: Ohh, somewhere around five hours... {holds up a stopwatch} ...seven minutes and forty-nine seconds.
STRONG BAD: You really... need to find better use of your time.
STRONG SAD: Is there any specific reason why you've been sleeping this whole time? You even missed all your favorite TV shows.
STRONG BAD: No, there is not a reason, Interrogation Jason! Why don't you leave me alone and, uhh, go back to constructing those wood-davers you're always talking about?
STRONG SAD: Ooh, that's a good idea! {runs "behind the black"}
to be continued