Hagurumon Emails/cameo

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Hagurumon Email 40

Noxigar wants to have a cameo appearance in Hagurumon Emails.

Cast: Nick, Mandy, Simon, Coach Z, Bubs, Noxigar

Places: Mandy's House, Vladimir's Garage, Bubs' Concession Stand

Transcript

{Open to Nick, Mandy and Simon in Mandy's house.}

NICK: And that's why my mom isn't allowed within a ten mile radius of me.

MANDY: Oh, I see now!

SIMON: Good show.

NICK: Uhh... {looks down at his watch} Oh, crap, I have to check my emails!

SIMON: You have a set time for tha-

NICK: {angrily} Yes Simon I have a set time for that. {normal} Do not question my oddities.

MANDY: You can use my computer, I guess. I just...don't see why... you have a set time for emails...

NICK: Nononono, it's all good.

{Nick presses a button on his watch, making an email appear on the screen.}

NICK: Ow, wow, Not-Cigar, I hope you realize KN's not the only cameo on my show. Practically everyone is a friggin' cameo. For example, {points to Mandy and Simon} You may have heard of Shippinator Mandy and Psychosis? Or...well...maybe not Psychosis. {Simon frowns} Not to mention Waylon, aka Discount Brick; Roxy slash Tara, aka TMBGirl; Mike, aka No Toppings; etcetera. Now, there's one thing all these people have in common. They're all my friends whom I instant message all the time. However, that doesn't necessarily stop you from making a cameo appearance. Matter of fact, I think I know a way we could make it happen.

{Cut to Vladimir's garage, where Coach Z is standing. Nick walks in.}

NICK: What exactly are you doing here?

COACH Z: Are you kidding me? This place has some great acourstics! Chekkit out! {holds up a microphone} One two, one two!

NICK: No, let's not. Listen, uhh, Coach, as sorry as I am that there was no track on Here Come The ABCs! named after you, I'm gonna need you to go get Vlad for me.

COACH Z: Oh, that guy? He's tornkering with a karaorke machorne for me.

NICK: Yeah, uhh, you're really overdoing that accent.

COACH Z: {saddened} I know...

{Cut to Bub's Concession Stand. Bubs is standing behind the counter as always.}

BUBS: Come on, everybody! Buy some crap!

{Nick walks up.}

NICK: Yeahno. Hey, I got an anonymous tip from Coach Z that Vladimir's here.

BUBS: Oh, that guy just left. Bought some junk, yes he did.

NICK: I see...

BUBS: And he left some crazy gadget behind. {holds up the broken time machine} Me? I'm reselling it for 300% market value!

NICK: Whoa! It's the time machine! Dudedudedudedude, I MUST HAVE IT.

BUBS: Demand suddenly skyrocketed! Now sellin' at 1000% market value!

NICK: Oh, c'mon!

{Cut to Mandy, Simon and evil Nick standing in front of a tied-up Bubs in Nick's basement.}

NICK: Now that we have this baby, {holds up the time machine} we can save the world and answer my email!

MANDY: Don't you think the world should take priority?

NICK: Man, what has the world ever done for me? Think of all the possibilities...

{Noxigar appears in the room, preceeded by a flash of bright light.}

NOXIGAR: AGGH!

NICK: Hey cool, it worked.

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