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Macen

Macen Phoenix owns the Phoenix House in which several of the main characters live. He charges insane amounts of money, especially when people get on his bad side. Which happens to be both sides. His hobbies include throwing stuff at people, throwing stuff at animals, and throwing stuff at objects.

Mike

Mike aka "No Toppings" is a Phoenix House resident who mostly keeps to himself. He wears a black cloak and is an expert black mage. He is also a usual target for Macen's rumors, mainly the one concerning Mike's love of cows.

Nick

Nick Bate is the president of Batia Studios and self-declared king of Batia, even though it's an anarchy and not a monarchy. He also happens to be a hippie. A very violent hippie. He loves Mandy and hates Nick's Mom. He aims to be the stupidest person in the universe, and for the most part, is succeeding.

Thom

Thom aka "King Nintendoid" is one of the oldest main characters, being 18. He lives in the Phonenix House, and keeps a few Asian schoolgirls in his closet. He is skilled with computers and can pwn anyone in video games.

Waylon

Waylon aka "~KingSiberia~" calls himself a skate punk, but he doesn't even really skate. He also looks emo, but he's not. He's just a computer nerd and leet hacker. He also lives in the Phoenix House.