Some SKF Stuff/Characters

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Contents 1 Anthony 2 Baby 3 Goliath 4 Heather 5 Jewel 6 KN 6.1 Things Nick gets wrong 7 Kris 8 Macen 9 Mandy 10 Maria 11 Mike 12 Nick 13 Nikki 14 Pyro 15 Randy 16 Roxy 17 Scott 18 Smithy 19 Simon 20 Unnamed Guy 21 Vladimir 22 Walkingfox 23 Waylon

[edit] Anthony

Anthony is Macen's best friend, usually an accomplice to his evil plans. He goes by several strange nicknames, the most recent being "Jerome". He despises hippies, and wants to wipe the already scarce race from the face of the planet. His number one target is Nick.

[edit] Baby

Baby Knight II is Nick's pet cat who enjoys sleeping in odd places. He is named after Nick's first cat, Baby Cat.

[edit] Goliath

Goliath Dog is a dog, as his name implies. He came from Nick's crappy The Nick Team cartoon into real life, and lives next-door to the Phoenix House. He can speak English, disco, cook, and do many other things. He's kind of a celebrity in Batia, having his own talk show/cooking show and a restaurant.

[edit] Heather

Nick's girlfriend, apparently. She often goes along with his crazy antics.

[edit] Jewel

Jewel Johnson is a total whore who has done almost everyone in Batia multiple times. She is Randy's sister, and lives in his house. They seem to have some sort of dark secret.

[edit] KN

KN. Nick has the habit of writing his character two years out of date. He is apparently awesome, disgruntled and erratically violent. Is a system administrator.

[edit] Things Nick gets wrong

• You are not actually allowed to call him Thom. It's KN. Always.
• Weeaboo phase is OVER
• KN's favourite band is Nine Inch Nails, not Nirvana
  • Conversely, it is Trent Reznor he adores, not Kurt Cobain.
• Asian schoolgirls, lol. Hilarious. Keep those.
• 19. Not 18
• Whatever. I'm just going to proofread whatever you put up.

[edit] Kris

Kris Crosse, not to be confused with the famous guy with the same name, is an ex-porno director who remains a pervert. He is somewhere in his thirties, but pretends to be a teenager to fit in with everyone else. He currently works in Roxy's coffee shop, usually screwing things up, but somehow manages to keep his job.

[edit] Macen

Macen Phoenix owns the Phoenix House in which several of the main characters live. He charges insane amounts of money, especially when people get on his bad side. Which happens to be both sides. His hobbies include throwing stuff at people, throwing stuff at animals, and throwing stuff at objects.

[edit] Mandy

Mandy is the leader of the Coffee Crew, probably only because Nick wanted it that way. Did I mention that Nick is in love with her? She's a fangirl of Bonus Stage, among other things, and ships a few pairings, and by "a few" we mean "a whole fucking lot". Also she's a pirate. The cutlass kind, not the torrent kind.

[edit] Maria

Maria Labrador (pun very much intended) is Macen's girlfriend. Nobody has ever heard her speak, so it is rumored that she is mute. This, however, is unconfirmed. For the most part, she seems to be shy, but does help Macen out with his evil plans from time to time.

[edit] Mike

Mike aka "No Toppings" is a Phoenix House resident who mostly keeps to himself. He wears a black cloak and is an expert black mage. He is also a usual target for Macen's rumors, mainly the one concerning Mike's love of cows.

[edit] Nick

Nick Bate is the president of Batia Studios and self-declared king of Batia, even though it's an anarchy and not a monarchy. He also happens to be a hippie. A very violent hippie. He loves Mandy and hates Nick's Mom. He aims to be the stupidest person in the universe, and for the most part, is succeeding.

[edit] Nikki

Nikki Bate is a clone created from Nick's DNA, probably mixed with other people's DNA for unknown reasons. Unlike Nick, she is caring and tries to be everyone's friend. She is usually the level-headed Phoenix House resident.

[edit] Pyro

As his name suggests, he enjoys fire. He is also a general in Walkingfox's army.

[edit] Randy

Randy Johnson is Macen's wacky neighbor who shows up wanted most of the time. He happens to be several stereotypes rolled into one, because he is also gay and Jewish. However, he is heir to the Johnson Company throne and has a lot of power in Batia. He just never excercises his power.

[edit] Roxy

Roxy Dawson lives just across the street from the Phoenix House. And she enjoys coffee. So much so that she runs her own coffee shop. She was once the leader of the Coffee Crew, but even after being replaced by Mandy, is still a member.

[edit] Scott

Scott is a kindergardener whom Macen has adopted. He is a member of the Girl Scouts somehow, and often asks people to buy some cookies in his weird Southern accent. He claims that his real parents were eaten by bears. Macen has also been teaching him very perverted things, but not exactly giving all the information. As a result, Scott refers to a penis as a "soda machine".

[edit] Smithy

Smithy, name and age unknown, is Nikki's boyfriend, who lives in her room in the Phoenix House. He enjoys video game cheat codes and doing/saying random things.

[edit] Simon

Simon Flavelle aka "Psychosis" is a friend of Nick's and Mandy's. The three of them often go on pirate adventures together, but also just chill. Nick does not let Simon live down the fact that he lusts for cartoon characters.

[edit] Unnamed Guy

A general in Walkingfox's army. Often says creepy things. One highlight is when he once suggested making sausage out of some guy.

[edit] Vladimir

Vladimir Shiroff is usually quiet, but he sometimes invents things for other Batians. He is skilled with machinery, and even owns a motorcycle.

[edit] Walkingfox

Nick's dad's girlfriend's son. He's the general of a pointless army, and enjoys getting bent and rioting.

[edit] Waylon

Waylon aka "~KingSiberia~" looks like a cowboy, but is not. For a job he justs shoots people, and this mysteriously makes money. He's just a computer nerd and leet hacker. He also lives in the Phoenix House.