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Lyrics

Interesting katana inside my cow's crap
Anime cheese coming now for pets
Duel boys going to probably freaking hate him
Death kittens sent stereotypical pizza to him
Flame delivery to killer cheese
He's killing your mom
My contrecoup

Interpretations

The song is aboot anime cheese going around killing people's pets, as evidenced by the second line. The first line mentions that the killer anime cheese killed someone's pet cow, and for some reason stabbed a pile of its crap with a katana. Some death kittens are trying to protect themselves from becoming the next target by sending the killer anime cheese an exploding pizza through the mail, hoping to kill him. And apparently your mom is someone's pet.

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Context

1. free time: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. Interesting.
2. lemon: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn katana on my nose.
3. XP: In the bottom left-hand corner there's a sticker that says "intel inside pentium 4". I don't know what it means.
4. safetyesque: I'd keep my brown hair and I'd probably have blue eyes. People with blue eyes are hot.
5. TNT: Anyway, cow's stick, TNT seems to be the best um... acronym?
6. Virus Inc: Crap. Now I gotta sign on again. This'll take about an hour.
7. 2 Questions: Sure, Pokemon and Digimon are both anime, but they have plenty of differences.
8. Digimon: LORDMACEN: Eat some cheese?
9. Love: I'm coming! See? Instant girlfriend.
10. Favorites: Okay, now I've figured out those hard words.
11. Forwarded: I prefer originality, but hey, anything'll do for Hagurumon.
12. Pets: There ya go, OJ. My pets.
13. Lightsaber: Nope. Wanna duel us?
14. Food: LITTLEDUDE'S MOM: Dinner's done. Boys, come get your food.
15. Some Kinda Dead Guy: LORDMACEN: Yes. I'm gonna demostrate taking my suit off before going to bed.
16. Homsar: Um... I think it's time to start making some rejects.
17. Butt IQ: BRANEY: I love you... you love me... We're probably family...
18. Homestar Hair: LORDMACEN: Tossin' some stones, just freaking... tossing some stones.
19. Making out: So... you find some girl you like that likes me even though I hate her. Problem solved.
20. Lordmacen: Heh, looks like you read my mind. That guy suddenly became a jerk. I'm gonna go talk to him now.
21. telegram: So you can just forget aboot me killing Sickly Sam for you.
22. shirt: What?! Outrageous! Where's your manager?! I'd like to see him!
23. jessica: WAYLON: Your mom doesn't get it.
24. return: You mean my "triumphant" return to HRWiki?
25. oddities: ...knocking them out and causing a contrecoup...