Hagurumon Emails/rock opera
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/free time|free time]]: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. '''Interesting'''. | #[[Hagurumon Emails/free time|free time]]: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. '''Interesting'''. | ||
#[[Hagurumon Emails/lemon|lemon]]: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn '''katana''' on my nose. | #[[Hagurumon Emails/lemon|lemon]]: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn '''katana''' on my nose. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/XP|XP]]: In the bottom left-hand corner there's a sticker that says "intel '''inside''' pentium 4". I don't know what it means. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/safetyesque|safetyesque]]: I'd keep '''my''' brown hair and I'd probably have blue eyes. People with blue eyes are hot. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/TNT|TNT]]: Anyway, '''cow's''' stick, TNT seems to be the best um... acronym? | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Virus Inc|Virus Inc]]: '''Crap.''' Now I gotta sign on again. This'll take about an hour. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/2 Questions|2 Questions]]: Sure, Pokemon and Digimon are both '''anime''', but they have plenty of differences. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Digimon|Digimon]]: <font color="gray">'''LORDMACEN:'''</font> Eat some '''cheese'''? | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Love|Love]]: I'm '''coming'''! See? Instant girlfriend. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Favorites|Favorites]]: Okay, '''now''' I've figured out those hard words. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Forwarded|Forwarded]]: I prefer originality, but hey, anything'll do '''for''' Hagurumon. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Pets|Pets]]: There ya go, OJ. My '''pets'''. | ||
+ | #[[Hagurumon Emails/Lightsaber|Lightsaber]]: Nope. Wanna '''duel''' us? | ||
#[[Hagurumon Emails/telegram|telegram]]: So you can just forget aboot me '''killing''' Sickly Sam for you. | #[[Hagurumon Emails/telegram|telegram]]: So you can just forget aboot me '''killing''' Sickly Sam for you. | ||
#[[Hagurumon Emails/shirt|shirt]]: What?! Outrageous! Where's '''your''' manager?! I'd like to see him! | #[[Hagurumon Emails/shirt|shirt]]: What?! Outrageous! Where's '''your''' manager?! I'd like to see him! |
Revision as of 18:42, 28 May 2007
Lyrics
Interesting katana inside my cow's crap Anime cheese coming now for pets Duel boys going to probably freaking hate him Death kittens sent stereotypical pizza to him Flame delivery to killer cheese He's killing your mom My contrecoup
Interpretations
The song is aboot anime cheese going around killing people's pets, as evidenced by the second line. The first line mentions that the killer anime cheese killed someone's pet cow, and for some reason stabbed a pile of its crap with a katana. Some death kittens are trying to protect themselves from becoming the next target by sending the killer anime cheese an exploding pizza through the mail, hoping to kill him. And apparently your mom is someone's pet.
more to come
Context
- free time: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. Interesting.
- lemon: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn katana on my nose.
- XP: In the bottom left-hand corner there's a sticker that says "intel inside pentium 4". I don't know what it means.
- safetyesque: I'd keep my brown hair and I'd probably have blue eyes. People with blue eyes are hot.
- TNT: Anyway, cow's stick, TNT seems to be the best um... acronym?
- Virus Inc: Crap. Now I gotta sign on again. This'll take about an hour.
- 2 Questions: Sure, Pokemon and Digimon are both anime, but they have plenty of differences.
- Digimon: LORDMACEN: Eat some cheese?
- Love: I'm coming! See? Instant girlfriend.
- Favorites: Okay, now I've figured out those hard words.
- Forwarded: I prefer originality, but hey, anything'll do for Hagurumon.
- Pets: There ya go, OJ. My pets.
- Lightsaber: Nope. Wanna duel us?
- telegram: So you can just forget aboot me killing Sickly Sam for you.
- shirt: What?! Outrageous! Where's your manager?! I'd like to see him!
- jessica: WAYLON: Your mom doesn't get it.
- return: You mean my "triumphant" return to HRWiki?
- oddities: It's not like I can hit them over the head and make their brain hit the inside of their skull, knocking them out and causing a contrecoup, then tie them to a chair and force them to watch the big screen in front of them that shows Bonus Stage episodes non-stop.