Some SKF Stuff/Characters
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'''Anthony''' is Macen's best friend, usually an accomplice to his evil plans. He goes by several strange nicknames, the most recent being "Jerome". He despises hippies, and wants to wipe the already scarce race from the face of the planet. His number one target is Nick. | '''Anthony''' is Macen's best friend, usually an accomplice to his evil plans. He goes by several strange nicknames, the most recent being "Jerome". He despises hippies, and wants to wipe the already scarce race from the face of the planet. His number one target is Nick. | ||
| - | =Baby= | + | ====Baby==== |
'''Baby Knight II''' is Nick's pet cat who enjoys sleeping in odd places. He is named after Nick's first cat, Baby Cat. | '''Baby Knight II''' is Nick's pet cat who enjoys sleeping in odd places. He is named after Nick's first cat, Baby Cat. | ||
| - | =Goliath= | + | ====Goliath==== |
'''Goliath Dog''' is a dog, as his name implies. He came from Nick's crappy The Nick Team cartoon into real life, and lives next-door to the Phoenix House. He can speak English, disco, cook, and do many other things. He's kind of a celebrity in Batia, having his own talk show/cooking show and a restaurant. | '''Goliath Dog''' is a dog, as his name implies. He came from Nick's crappy The Nick Team cartoon into real life, and lives next-door to the Phoenix House. He can speak English, disco, cook, and do many other things. He's kind of a celebrity in Batia, having his own talk show/cooking show and a restaurant. | ||
| - | =Jewel= | + | ====Jewel==== |
'''Jewel Johnson''' is a total whore who has done almost everyone in Batia multiple times. She is Randy's sister, and lives in his house. They seem to have some sort of dark secret. | '''Jewel Johnson''' is a total whore who has done almost everyone in Batia multiple times. She is Randy's sister, and lives in his house. They seem to have some sort of dark secret. | ||
| - | =Kris= | + | ====Kris==== |
'''Kris Crosse''', not to be confused with the famous guy with the same name, is an ex-porno director who remains a pervert. He is somewhere in his thirties, but pretends to be a teenager to fit in with everyone else. He currently works in Roxy's coffee shop, usually screwing things up, but somehow manages to keep his job. | '''Kris Crosse''', not to be confused with the famous guy with the same name, is an ex-porno director who remains a pervert. He is somewhere in his thirties, but pretends to be a teenager to fit in with everyone else. He currently works in Roxy's coffee shop, usually screwing things up, but somehow manages to keep his job. | ||
| - | =Macen= | + | ====Macen==== |
'''Macen Phoenix''' owns the Phoenix House in which several of the main characters live. He charges insane amounts of money, especially when people get on his bad side. Which happens to be both sides. His hobbies include throwing stuff at people, throwing stuff at animals, and throwing stuff at objects. | '''Macen Phoenix''' owns the Phoenix House in which several of the main characters live. He charges insane amounts of money, especially when people get on his bad side. Which happens to be both sides. His hobbies include throwing stuff at people, throwing stuff at animals, and throwing stuff at objects. | ||
| - | =Mandy= | + | ====Mandy==== |
'''Mandy''' is the leader of the Coffee Crew, probably only because Nick wanted it that way. Did I mention that Nick is in love with her? She's a fangirl of Bonus Stage, among other things, and ships a few pairings. Also she's a pirate. The cutlass kind, not the torrent kind. | '''Mandy''' is the leader of the Coffee Crew, probably only because Nick wanted it that way. Did I mention that Nick is in love with her? She's a fangirl of Bonus Stage, among other things, and ships a few pairings. Also she's a pirate. The cutlass kind, not the torrent kind. | ||
| - | =Maria= | + | ====Maria==== |
'''Maria Labrador''' (pun very much intended) is Macen's girlfriend. Nobody has ever heard her speak, so it is rumored that she is mute. This, however, is unconfirmed. For the most part, she seems to be shy, but does help Macen out with his evil plans from time to time. | '''Maria Labrador''' (pun very much intended) is Macen's girlfriend. Nobody has ever heard her speak, so it is rumored that she is mute. This, however, is unconfirmed. For the most part, she seems to be shy, but does help Macen out with his evil plans from time to time. | ||
| - | =Mike= | + | ====Mike==== |
'''Mike aka "No Toppings"''' is a Phoenix House resident who mostly keeps to himself. He wears a black cloak and is an expert black mage. He is also a usual target for Macen's rumors, mainly the one concerning Mike's love of cows. | '''Mike aka "No Toppings"''' is a Phoenix House resident who mostly keeps to himself. He wears a black cloak and is an expert black mage. He is also a usual target for Macen's rumors, mainly the one concerning Mike's love of cows. | ||
| - | =Nick= | + | ====Nick==== |
'''Nick Bate''' is the president of Batia Studios and self-declared king of Batia, even though it's an anarchy and not a monarchy. He also happens to be a hippie. A very violent hippie. He loves Mandy and hates Nick's Mom. He aims to be the stupidest person in the universe, and for the most part, is succeeding. | '''Nick Bate''' is the president of Batia Studios and self-declared king of Batia, even though it's an anarchy and not a monarchy. He also happens to be a hippie. A very violent hippie. He loves Mandy and hates Nick's Mom. He aims to be the stupidest person in the universe, and for the most part, is succeeding. | ||
| - | =Nikki= | + | ====Nikki==== |
'''Nikki Bate''' is a clone created from Nick's DNA, probably mixed with other people's DNA for unknown reasons. Unlike Nick, she is caring and tries to be everyone's friend. She is usually the level-headed Phoenix House resident. | '''Nikki Bate''' is a clone created from Nick's DNA, probably mixed with other people's DNA for unknown reasons. Unlike Nick, she is caring and tries to be everyone's friend. She is usually the level-headed Phoenix House resident. | ||
| - | =Randy= | + | ====Randy==== |
'''Randy Johnson''' is Macen's wacky neighbor who shows up wanted most of the time. He happens to be several stereotypes rolled into one, because he is also gay and Jewish. However, he is heir to the Johnson Company throne and has a lot of power in Batia. He just never excercises his power. | '''Randy Johnson''' is Macen's wacky neighbor who shows up wanted most of the time. He happens to be several stereotypes rolled into one, because he is also gay and Jewish. However, he is heir to the Johnson Company throne and has a lot of power in Batia. He just never excercises his power. | ||
| - | =Roxy= | + | ====Roxy==== |
'''Roxy Dawson''' lives just across the street from the Phoenix House. And she enjoys coffee. So much so that she runs her own coffee shop. She was once the leader of the Coffee Crew, but even after being replaced by Mandy, is still a member. | '''Roxy Dawson''' lives just across the street from the Phoenix House. And she enjoys coffee. So much so that she runs her own coffee shop. She was once the leader of the Coffee Crew, but even after being replaced by Mandy, is still a member. | ||
| - | =Scott= | + | ====Scott==== |
'''Scott''' is a kindergardener whom Macen has adopted. He is a member of the Girl Scouts somehow, and often asks people to buy some cookies in his weird Southern accent. He claims that his real parents were eaten by bears. Macen has also been teaching him very perverted things, but not exactly giving all the information. As a result, Scott refers to a penis as a "soda machine". | '''Scott''' is a kindergardener whom Macen has adopted. He is a member of the Girl Scouts somehow, and often asks people to buy some cookies in his weird Southern accent. He claims that his real parents were eaten by bears. Macen has also been teaching him very perverted things, but not exactly giving all the information. As a result, Scott refers to a penis as a "soda machine". | ||
| - | =Smithy= | + | ====Smithy==== |
'''Smithy''', name and age unknown, is Nikki's boyfriend, who lives in her room in the Phoenix House. He enjoys video game cheat codes and doing/saying random things. | '''Smithy''', name and age unknown, is Nikki's boyfriend, who lives in her room in the Phoenix House. He enjoys video game cheat codes and doing/saying random things. | ||
| - | =Simon= | + | ====Simon==== |
'''Simon Flavelle aka "Psychosis"''' is a friend of Nick's and Mandy's. The three of them often go on pirate adventures together, but also just chill. Nick does not let Simon live down the fact that he lusts for cartoon characters. | '''Simon Flavelle aka "Psychosis"''' is a friend of Nick's and Mandy's. The three of them often go on pirate adventures together, but also just chill. Nick does not let Simon live down the fact that he lusts for cartoon characters. | ||
| - | =Thom= | + | ====Thom==== |
'''Thom aka "King Nintendoid"''' is one of the oldest main characters, being 18. He lives in the Phonenix House, and keeps a few Asian schoolgirls in his closet. He is skilled with computers and can pwn anyone in video games. He often pulls a katana from hammerspace. | '''Thom aka "King Nintendoid"''' is one of the oldest main characters, being 18. He lives in the Phonenix House, and keeps a few Asian schoolgirls in his closet. He is skilled with computers and can pwn anyone in video games. He often pulls a katana from hammerspace. | ||
| - | =Vladimir= | + | ====Vladimir==== |
'''Vladimir Shiroff''' is usually quiet, but he sometimes invents things for other Batians. He is skilled with machinery, and even owns a motorcycle. | '''Vladimir Shiroff''' is usually quiet, but he sometimes invents things for other Batians. He is skilled with machinery, and even owns a motorcycle. | ||
| - | =Waylon= | + | ====Waylon==== |
'''Waylon aka "~KingSiberia~"''' looks like a cowboy, but actually shoots people for money. He also looks like a cowboy, but he's not. He's a goatboy. He's just a computer nerd and leet hacker. He also lives in the Phoenix House. | '''Waylon aka "~KingSiberia~"''' looks like a cowboy, but actually shoots people for money. He also looks like a cowboy, but he's not. He's a goatboy. He's just a computer nerd and leet hacker. He also lives in the Phoenix House. | ||
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Revision as of 02:29, 22 June 2007
Anthony
Anthony is Macen's best friend, usually an accomplice to his evil plans. He goes by several strange nicknames, the most recent being "Jerome". He despises hippies, and wants to wipe the already scarce race from the face of the planet. His number one target is Nick.
Baby
Baby Knight II is Nick's pet cat who enjoys sleeping in odd places. He is named after Nick's first cat, Baby Cat.
Goliath
Goliath Dog is a dog, as his name implies. He came from Nick's crappy The Nick Team cartoon into real life, and lives next-door to the Phoenix House. He can speak English, disco, cook, and do many other things. He's kind of a celebrity in Batia, having his own talk show/cooking show and a restaurant.
Jewel
Jewel Johnson is a total whore who has done almost everyone in Batia multiple times. She is Randy's sister, and lives in his house. They seem to have some sort of dark secret.
Kris
Kris Crosse, not to be confused with the famous guy with the same name, is an ex-porno director who remains a pervert. He is somewhere in his thirties, but pretends to be a teenager to fit in with everyone else. He currently works in Roxy's coffee shop, usually screwing things up, but somehow manages to keep his job.
Macen
Macen Phoenix owns the Phoenix House in which several of the main characters live. He charges insane amounts of money, especially when people get on his bad side. Which happens to be both sides. His hobbies include throwing stuff at people, throwing stuff at animals, and throwing stuff at objects.
Mandy
Mandy is the leader of the Coffee Crew, probably only because Nick wanted it that way. Did I mention that Nick is in love with her? She's a fangirl of Bonus Stage, among other things, and ships a few pairings. Also she's a pirate. The cutlass kind, not the torrent kind.
Maria
Maria Labrador (pun very much intended) is Macen's girlfriend. Nobody has ever heard her speak, so it is rumored that she is mute. This, however, is unconfirmed. For the most part, she seems to be shy, but does help Macen out with his evil plans from time to time.
Mike
Mike aka "No Toppings" is a Phoenix House resident who mostly keeps to himself. He wears a black cloak and is an expert black mage. He is also a usual target for Macen's rumors, mainly the one concerning Mike's love of cows.
Nick
Nick Bate is the president of Batia Studios and self-declared king of Batia, even though it's an anarchy and not a monarchy. He also happens to be a hippie. A very violent hippie. He loves Mandy and hates Nick's Mom. He aims to be the stupidest person in the universe, and for the most part, is succeeding.
Nikki
Nikki Bate is a clone created from Nick's DNA, probably mixed with other people's DNA for unknown reasons. Unlike Nick, she is caring and tries to be everyone's friend. She is usually the level-headed Phoenix House resident.
Randy
Randy Johnson is Macen's wacky neighbor who shows up wanted most of the time. He happens to be several stereotypes rolled into one, because he is also gay and Jewish. However, he is heir to the Johnson Company throne and has a lot of power in Batia. He just never excercises his power.
Roxy
Roxy Dawson lives just across the street from the Phoenix House. And she enjoys coffee. So much so that she runs her own coffee shop. She was once the leader of the Coffee Crew, but even after being replaced by Mandy, is still a member.
Scott
Scott is a kindergardener whom Macen has adopted. He is a member of the Girl Scouts somehow, and often asks people to buy some cookies in his weird Southern accent. He claims that his real parents were eaten by bears. Macen has also been teaching him very perverted things, but not exactly giving all the information. As a result, Scott refers to a penis as a "soda machine".
Smithy
Smithy, name and age unknown, is Nikki's boyfriend, who lives in her room in the Phoenix House. He enjoys video game cheat codes and doing/saying random things.
Simon
Simon Flavelle aka "Psychosis" is a friend of Nick's and Mandy's. The three of them often go on pirate adventures together, but also just chill. Nick does not let Simon live down the fact that he lusts for cartoon characters.
Thom
Thom aka "King Nintendoid" is one of the oldest main characters, being 18. He lives in the Phonenix House, and keeps a few Asian schoolgirls in his closet. He is skilled with computers and can pwn anyone in video games. He often pulls a katana from hammerspace.
Vladimir
Vladimir Shiroff is usually quiet, but he sometimes invents things for other Batians. He is skilled with machinery, and even owns a motorcycle.
Waylon
Waylon aka "~KingSiberia~" looks like a cowboy, but actually shoots people for money. He also looks like a cowboy, but he's not. He's a goatboy. He's just a computer nerd and leet hacker. He also lives in the Phoenix House.
