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#[[Hagurumon Emails/free time|free time]]: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. '''Interesting'''.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/free time|free time]]: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. '''Interesting'''.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/lemon|lemon]]: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn '''katana''' on my nose.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/lemon|lemon]]: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn '''katana''' on my nose.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/XP|XP]]: In the bottom left-hand corner there's a sticker that says "intel '''inside''' pentium 4". I don't know what it means.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/safetyesque|safetyesque]]: I'd keep '''my''' brown hair and I'd probably have blue eyes. People with blue eyes are hot.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/TNT|TNT]]: Anyway, '''cow's''' stick, TNT seems to be the best um... acronym?
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Virus Inc|Virus Inc]]: '''Crap.''' Now I gotta sign on again. This'll take about an hour.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/2 Questions|2 Questions]]: Sure, Pokemon and Digimon are both '''anime''', but they have plenty of differences.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Digimon|Digimon]]: <font color="gray">'''LORDMACEN:'''</font> Eat some '''cheese'''?
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Love|Love]]: I'm '''coming'''! See? Instant girlfriend.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Favorites|Favorites]]: Okay, '''now''' I've figured out those hard words.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Forwarded|Forwarded]]: I prefer originality, but hey, anything'll do '''for''' Hagurumon.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Pets|Pets]]: There ya go, OJ. My '''pets'''.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Lightsaber|Lightsaber]]: Nope. Wanna '''duel''' us?
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Food|Food]]: <font color="gray">'''LITTLEDUDE'S MOM:'''</font> Dinner's done. '''Boys''', come get your food.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Some Kinda Dead Guy|Some Kinda Dead Guy]]: <font color="gray">'''LORDMACEN:'''</font> Yes. I'm gonna demostrate taking my suit off before '''going''' to bed.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Homsar|Homsar]]: Um... I think it's time '''to''' start making some rejects.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Butt IQ|Butt IQ]]: <font color="gray">'''BRANEY:'''</font> I love you... you love me... We're '''probably''' family...
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Homestar Hair|Homestar Hair]]: <font color="gray">'''LORDMACEN:'''</font> Tossin' some stones, just '''freaking'''... tossing some stones.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Making out|Making out]]: So... you find some girl you like that likes me even though I '''hate''' her. Problem solved.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/Lordmacen|Lordmacen]]: Heh, looks like you read my mind. That guy suddenly became a jerk. I'm gonna go talk to '''him''' now.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/fight club|fight club]]: <font color="gray">'''LORDMACEN:'''</font> SUPER '''DEATH''' ULTRA KICKING PUMMELER!
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/funny|funny]]: <font color="gray">'''EVIL:'''</font> Hahaha! Score two. Now, to dispose of these... '''kittens'''. I'll just toss them into this mysterious portal here.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/someone else!|someone else!]]: <font color="gray">'''LORDMACEN:'''</font> He '''sent''' me an email?
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/prince|prince]]: First of all, you gots your '''stereotypical''' kind.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/lordmacen|lordmacen]]: <font color="gray">'''THOM:'''</font> Hey, you wanna go get some '''pizza'''?
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/stolen|stolen]]: Yeah, but... I've moved it '''to''' Some Kinda Flash, which I'm sure nobody here knows about.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/ducks|ducks]]: <font color="gray">'''RANDY:'''</font> Uh... look, if you're not here, I'll just go... throw a bucket at '''him'''.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/pie|pie]]: <font color="gray">'''MIKE:'''</font> Ah-hahahaha! Look at the '''flame'''!
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/painting|painting]]: <font color="gray">'''DIGORNO:'''</font> I'm not '''delivery'''.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/muffins|muffins]]: I'm gonna bake some delicious muffins '''to''' share with you and Cas- I mean Name Censored!
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/flame'd!|flame'd!]]: <font color="gray">'''MACEN:'''</font> Apparently I'm a serial '''killer'''.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/apocylpes|apocylpes]]: <font color="gray">'''VLADIMIR:'''</font> '''Cheese''' it!
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/digivolution|digivolution]]: This is something I blackmailed Waylon into making. Or at least, that's what '''he's''' telling people...
#[[Hagurumon Emails/telegram|telegram]]: So you can just forget aboot me '''killing''' Sickly Sam for you.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/telegram|telegram]]: So you can just forget aboot me '''killing''' Sickly Sam for you.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/shirt|shirt]]: What?! Outrageous! Where's '''your''' manager?! I'd like to see him!
#[[Hagurumon Emails/shirt|shirt]]: What?! Outrageous! Where's '''your''' manager?! I'd like to see him!
#[[Hagurumon Emails/jessica|jessica]]: <font color="gray">'''WAYLON:'''</font> Your '''mom''' doesn't get it.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/jessica|jessica]]: <font color="gray">'''WAYLON:'''</font> Your '''mom''' doesn't get it.
#[[Hagurumon Emails/return|return]]: You mean '''my''' "triumphant" return to HRWiki?
#[[Hagurumon Emails/return|return]]: You mean '''my''' "triumphant" return to HRWiki?
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/oddities|oddities]]: It's not like I can hit them over the head and make their brain hit the inside of their skull, knocking them out and causing a '''contrecoup''', then tie them to a chair and force them to watch the big screen in front of them that shows Bonus Stage episodes non-stop.
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#[[Hagurumon Emails/oddities|oddities]]: ...knocking them out and causing a '''contrecoup'''...

Current revision as of 00:24, 29 May 2007

[edit] Lyrics

Interesting katana inside my cow's crap
Anime cheese coming now for pets
Duel boys going to probably freaking hate him
Death kittens sent stereotypical pizza to him
Flame delivery to killer cheese
He's killing your mom
My contrecoup

[edit] Interpretations

The song is aboot anime cheese going around killing people's pets, as evidenced by the second line. The first line mentions that the killer anime cheese killed someone's pet cow, and for some reason stabbed a pile of its crap with a katana. Some death kittens are trying to protect themselves from becoming the next target by sending the killer anime cheese an exploding pizza through the mail, hoping to kill him. And apparently your mom is someone's pet.

more to come

[edit] Context

  1. free time: Ah, an email from my Yoshi friend. Interesting.
  2. lemon: Oh, look. I got a crudely-drawn katana on my nose.
  3. XP: In the bottom left-hand corner there's a sticker that says "intel inside pentium 4". I don't know what it means.
  4. safetyesque: I'd keep my brown hair and I'd probably have blue eyes. People with blue eyes are hot.
  5. TNT: Anyway, cow's stick, TNT seems to be the best um... acronym?
  6. Virus Inc: Crap. Now I gotta sign on again. This'll take about an hour.
  7. 2 Questions: Sure, Pokemon and Digimon are both anime, but they have plenty of differences.
  8. Digimon: LORDMACEN: Eat some cheese?
  9. Love: I'm coming! See? Instant girlfriend.
  10. Favorites: Okay, now I've figured out those hard words.
  11. Forwarded: I prefer originality, but hey, anything'll do for Hagurumon.
  12. Pets: There ya go, OJ. My pets.
  13. Lightsaber: Nope. Wanna duel us?
  14. Food: LITTLEDUDE'S MOM: Dinner's done. Boys, come get your food.
  15. Some Kinda Dead Guy: LORDMACEN: Yes. I'm gonna demostrate taking my suit off before going to bed.
  16. Homsar: Um... I think it's time to start making some rejects.
  17. Butt IQ: BRANEY: I love you... you love me... We're probably family...
  18. Homestar Hair: LORDMACEN: Tossin' some stones, just freaking... tossing some stones.
  19. Making out: So... you find some girl you like that likes me even though I hate her. Problem solved.
  20. Lordmacen: Heh, looks like you read my mind. That guy suddenly became a jerk. I'm gonna go talk to him now.
  21. fight club: LORDMACEN: SUPER DEATH ULTRA KICKING PUMMELER!
  22. funny: EVIL: Hahaha! Score two. Now, to dispose of these... kittens. I'll just toss them into this mysterious portal here.
  23. someone else!: LORDMACEN: He sent me an email?
  24. prince: First of all, you gots your stereotypical kind.
  25. lordmacen: THOM: Hey, you wanna go get some pizza?
  26. stolen: Yeah, but... I've moved it to Some Kinda Flash, which I'm sure nobody here knows about.
  27. ducks: RANDY: Uh... look, if you're not here, I'll just go... throw a bucket at him.
  28. pie: MIKE: Ah-hahahaha! Look at the flame!
  29. painting: DIGORNO: I'm not delivery.
  30. muffins: I'm gonna bake some delicious muffins to share with you and Cas- I mean Name Censored!
  31. flame'd!: MACEN: Apparently I'm a serial killer.
  32. apocylpes: VLADIMIR: Cheese it!
  33. digivolution: This is something I blackmailed Waylon into making. Or at least, that's what he's telling people...
  34. telegram: So you can just forget aboot me killing Sickly Sam for you.
  35. shirt: What?! Outrageous! Where's your manager?! I'd like to see him!
  36. jessica: WAYLON: Your mom doesn't get it.
  37. return: You mean my "triumphant" return to HRWiki?
  38. oddities: ...knocking them out and causing a contrecoup...
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