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User:Shyster
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Ciao! I'm Shyster. And I thought the MarioWiki itself was cool. Hmm. I might be more active here than I am on Mariowiki. I mean this place is pretty awesome. Yup.
My Story
".......Where....am I?" Hey! Youre probably wondering whats going on. I'll tell you. One day, I took a walk with my bro., Gonzo. Suddenly, Gonzo ran off and went down a very strange pipe. I followed, me being the coward I am, I hesitated. "Oh, maybe I shouldn't, but Gonzo may need my help!" As I thought to my self and quickly jumped into the pipe. The next thing that happened to me changed my life forever. I was a plumber. Was. Next thing I know, i'm on the ground dazed, looking strait into the eyes of a Magikoopa. Something was different about me now. But I couldnt tell. Now I regret my bravery. ".......Where...am I?" "Oh, youre in a bad sitoation!" Suddenly, the Magikoopa left, and I was alone. "Hey bro., you com... ahh! a Shy Guy!" "Where!" I sputtered I looked around frantically, looking for the Shy Guy. Little did I know, I was the Shy Guy. Just as Gonzo jumped "GONZO YOU FOOL! I'M YOUR BROTHER!" "Erm.. ya... look into this mirror" I wish I didn't. "Fine, but I don't get where thi... WHAT!!!! I AM A SHY GUY!" After a few hours of weeping, I finally pulled my self to gether. "Well, this can't be all bad......YES IT CAN!!!!!" I cried my eyes out in despair. I wished, at that moment, that the Magikoopa would come back and undo what it did, but Magikoopas are unforgiving. Suddenly, Beanbean, Yellow Yoshi 398 , and Plums were coming down the pipe. "Oh no! I can't let them see me! Hide me bro! "Hi Gonzo, hi Shy Guy we were wondering... SHY GUY!" "Oh my. DONT EAT ME! I"M SHYSTER!" "Say wha?" said Bean. "Really! I'll tell you the story. I followed GG down here and a Magikoopa used some sort of magic to turn me into a Shy Guy." I said, out of breath. "Wow. I think I know a wat to turn you back into a plumber again, but it's way to risky." said Plums "TELL ME ! I DONT CARE just as long as you guys come with me."
