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WarioLoaf
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From the Sewers of Mushroom City's elite uptown plazas lived a lonely, deformed soul named WARIOLOAF. He was half man, half monster, half Delicious Food product made of meat.
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History
After his parents died in an applesauce disaster of some kind, wario left home heartbroken and took the bus to a bar and got drunk.
He found his way , eventually, to the Super Mario Wiki were he met Knife, Wayoshi, and Paper Jorge (now Super Luigi 821). Tragically his computer broke down with a VIRUS and he was forced to quit his activities there momentarily. Allseemed lost, then he got back on after a week and the virus was history.
He then met Great Gonzo , Plumber, and others when he returned, occasionally, to the wiki and chat room. He did a play called Little Shop of Horrors, hurt his back, and showed the users how he got eaten with a youtube video he showed.
He then started a criminal empire, marring Loafette and doing his criminal business in his 'Crime Central"
He was soon overpowered by his lead Hitman, Wilson Fisk , or "the Kingpin". Fisk's laser cane melted his body int oa slug creature. WarioLoaf became the first Hutt jedi. Hutts were victims of laser attacks and whome been melted almost completely.
Sadly, Jabba the Hutt, WarioLoaf's rival, found Wario training on his grounds with his master, Count Dooku II. His guards beheaded Dooku and Jabba ordered Wario captured alive. Jabba saw his disfigure completion as a way of potentially impersonating him and framing him somehow. he threw him into his giant ape pit and WarioLoaf was eaten alive by the massive ape.
Video Game Star
WarioLoaf appeared in the following video games as a playable character:
- Super Smash Bros. Wiki
- Balloon Fight Wiki
- MarioWiki Carnival
- Mariokart Wiki DS
- Mariowiki Kart
- Super MarioWiki II (cameo)
- Mariowiki: Wiki Alliance
He's strangely absent from Super MarioWiki the game because of expense purposes and that it was heavy on villains.
Death
He fell off a building thinking he was Humpty Dumpty
