Head through the path to the Green Queen
From Lord Of Utterdom
Quite proud of yourself, you trampse through the already trampled underbrush with the ogre in tow. You've heard legends of the Green Queen, a fairy that calls the wooded area her kingdom. Travelers tell fables that she's the most beautiful creature in all of the land, and that she is kind and loving to those who are a friend to nature. You can only imagine how exciting it will be to -
"Hey, youse," the Ogre says, interupting your train of thought.
"Yes?" you ask, turning to look over your shoulder. To your shock, the ogre has yanked down his pants, and grips what looks to be the largest and mishapen penis you have ever seen.
"No such thing as fairies," the Ogre says. "Now, youse going to get fucked to death."
The horror of what follows is too graphic to describe here. In fact, there aren't even adjectives that would suffice to relay the horrors. You're literally raped to death by a huge stinking ogre's cock, which is like a bulky man's arm. It isn't pleasant, to say the least.
What the fuck where you doing anyway? Looking for fairies? You should have been doing what you were told, and this wouldn't have happened.
