Michael Crabbe

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Michael Crabbe

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Life is painless for the brainless

Played ByAshton Kutcher
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HometownOutside of London
Current YearAlumni
Hogwarts HouseSlytherin
Favorite SubjectsHA! You think he likes class?
Worst SubjectsPotions, Transfigurations

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[edit] Character Name

  • Name: Michael Crabbe
  • Bloodine: Pure
  • Birthplace: Outside of London
  • Social class: Upper
  • House: Slytherin
  • Wand: Willow and Pheonix Feather, 9 3/4"

The carrier of a willow wand is usually a easygoing type, suited to the bendable branches of the graceful willow. These slender wands make perfect use for charms work, or other spells that require a nice whip-like wand motion, but are harder to control for pinpoint accurate wandwork, like transfiguration. It symbolises a laid-back demeanor, but one prone to melancholy. Though prone to snapping, these wands are very good for beginners because they are easy to handle and channel magic through.

The legendary pheonix is a magnificant bird indeed, and can lead to an interesting, well balanced fire/water combination when mixed with willow. It symbolizes change, cycles, and rebirth. Those using such a wand have a prominent part to play in the grand scheme of things, whether planned or not. This wand often chooses a wizard of high standing, or stong destiny.

[edit] Personality

Michael is the epitome of the name “muscle head”. He’s all brawn and no brains. He’s a bit of a bully, and can always be seen picking on one of the “lesser” students of Hogwarts. A follower rather than a leader, Michael tends to cling to the coattails of those who are rising to success, hoping that he’ll be able to benefit from them. He’s really just your typical “stupid thug”.

He is also very gullible and will believe almost anything you tell him. This includes, but is not limited to, "Look there's a giant robot behind you", "Santa Claus is real", "Dumbledore is really a woman", etc. He's also prone to make really stupid comments that have no bearing to anything. All if this is without drugs. Get him on weed or something similar and be prepared to have your IQ drop several points just by listening to him talk.

Michael seems to think he's the hottest guy around and get any girl that he pleases. Unfortunately for him, most girls want a bloke with a brain and not just a good looking one. He did, however, obtain one ounce of chivalry throughout his life. He cannot stand to see a woman cry, and will do anything, and I mean anything to make her feel better. Deep down, he's a pretty good guy, but he's not about to let any of his friends know that.

[edit] Physical Description

Michael is about 6’1” or so with short brown hair and brown eyes. He’s very attractive, and built. He lets his facial hair grow to a stubble because he thinks it makes him look roguishly handsome. His smile is rather friendly, and one would think that he was a good person if it wasn’t for the fact he’s an ignorant prat.

[edit] History

He grew up in your typical pure blood family. His parents spoiled him rotten. They also taught him that there was a right and a wrong way to live his life. The right way, being to hate Muggles and Mudbloods and make their lives a living hell, and to marry a proper pureblood woman and have proper pureblood children. The wrong way was basically to do anything that his aunt Corinne did. His aunt had married a Muggle and had his spawn, a girl named Riley. When he was seven, his aunt mysteriously died and her daughter was left to live alone with the Muggle. His parents told him that she deserved it, so he thought nothing of it. He entered Hogwarts when he was 11 and was immediately sorted into the Slytherin house. There he became acquainted with the “proper” sort of people that his parents wanted him to associate with. His second year, he was interested to find that his cousin had been accepted to this school and sorted into Hufflepuff. Of course, in order to keep up the façade of having a perfect pureblood family, he ignored the fact that he knew anything of the girl.

Now Michael has left Hogwarts, and has managed to keep the ties he made there. Thank goodness for him, because, quite frankly, he could never make it on his own. He's engaged to Annabelle Travers, and they are to be married this February.

[edit] Astrology

  • Birthday: December 17th, 1958
  • Sign: SAGITTARIUS: The Centaur Archer. Mutable, fire, yang - planetary ruler: Jupiter. Keywords: "I SEE"

Sagittarius is the ninth house of the zodiac and rules the liver, hips, and thighs. Positive traits include optimism, innate wisdom, a philosophical outlook, a love of nature, generosity, joie de vive, flexibility, a keen intellect, independence, energy, natural good luck, foresight, and the capacity to dream big; negative traits include restlessness, tactlessness, clumsiness, naivete, unwillingness to commit, and a tendency to ignore important details while looking at a big, sketchy picture.

[edit] Slytherin Sagittarians

Yes, Virginia, Sagittarians can get sorted into House Slytherin. And not always as Quidditch players, either, although there have been jokes made about how the Hat will sort big, tall Sags into Slytherin just to pad out the team. Slytherin Sagittarians are sorted primarily because of their ability to dream; these Sags have a vision, and with the support of their House, can channel their energies to great achievements. In return they give their House something priceless beyond rubies: a sense of perspective. Temporary failure is not humiliating to the Sagittarius Slytherin, merely a temporary setback in pursuit of a goal. They can laugh at themselves even when other people are laughing at them, and of course that turns the joke on the idiots who came up with it in the first place. (How devious.) These Slytherins will coast through their classes if they can get away with it; they'd rather envision the future than attend to the details of the present.

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