Vampire

From Larrysucks

Vampires are undead humans who drink blood.

Mythology

Vampires in Larry Sucks:

• Don't fly unless we get more money.
• Sleep in coffins, or if that's inconvenient, dirt from their graves.
• Have pronounced canines (hereafter "fangs") during biting scenes, but otherwise look like humans.
• Cast no reflections.
• Can cross running water.
• Don't have to stop and count rice.
• May not enter a living area unless invited in.
• Lose their supernatural powers in the daylight and don't like it, but are not physically harmed by it.
• Are repelled by garlic.
• Are repelled by Christian holy symbols (cross, holy water, bible, etc.).
• Can be killed by wooden-staking through the heart or decapitation. (This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century.)
• Will live forever unless killed.

Biting (including vampirogenesis)

Vampires are required to drink blood. If they don't, they won't die but they'll be pretty miserable.

A vampire biting a human and draining all of its blood will kill the human, but an unspecified amount of time later, he will rise again as a vampire. It's not possible to kill a human in this way without also creating a vampire. If you just want to kill somebody, you have to do it in a more conventional way (and if you still want the blood you can drain it after he's already dead).

The other option for biting is to only drink a little bit of blood. The human will survive and will not become a vampire, but will temporarily (typically for less than a day) become demented and eat bugs. During this time the human will also be under the vampire's control.

Notable vampires in Larry Sucks

• Larry
• Larry's ex