Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
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== One Man's Dream == | == One Man's Dream == | ||
| - | If I were to go back in time and pluck ''one man'' from our dimension and plant him in one where everybody ''adores'' Jar Jar Binks, the whole thing would not exist. No Star Wars. We would live our lives having never heard of Darth | + | If I were to go back in time and pluck ''one man'' from our dimension and plant him in one where everybody ''adores'' Jar Jar Binks, the whole thing would not exist. No Star Wars. We would live our lives having never heard of Darth Vader and having never drooled over Princess Leia in ''that'' outfit. We would all be like that guy whom I mentioned earlier hiding under a rock in the Arizona desert. And that man, whom I utterly respect yet will continuously make fun of in this guide/review, is George Walton "screwed up Eps. 1 and 2" Lucas Jr. |
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| + | George Walton Lucas was born in Modesto, California to George Walton Lucas, Sr. and Dorothy Ellinore Bomberger Lucas. His father, who was mainly of British and Swiss heritage, ran a stationery store and owned a small walnut orchard. His mother was a member of a prominent Modesto family (one of her cousins is the mother of former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture and director of Unicef Ann Veneman) and was mainly of German and Scots-Irish heritage. | ||
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| + | Lucas graduated from Thomas Downey High School in 1962, where he had been an indifferent student at best and dreamed of becoming a professional race car driver. That early dream ended June 12, 1962, when he crashed his Bianchina. The car was clipped from behind while he tried to make a left turn into his driveway. The car rolled... | ||
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| + | Wait! This guide ain't about him! You don't need to know that stuff! But, if you really love the guy, here's where to go: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George Lucas George Lucas on Wikipedia] | ||
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One Man's Dream
If I were to go back in time and pluck one man from our dimension and plant him in one where everybody adores Jar Jar Binks, the whole thing would not exist. No Star Wars. We would live our lives having never heard of Darth Vader and having never drooled over Princess Leia in that outfit. We would all be like that guy whom I mentioned earlier hiding under a rock in the Arizona desert. And that man, whom I utterly respect yet will continuously make fun of in this guide/review, is George Walton "screwed up Eps. 1 and 2" Lucas Jr.
Here's a quick bio of Georgie:
George Walton Lucas was born in Modesto, California to George Walton Lucas, Sr. and Dorothy Ellinore Bomberger Lucas. His father, who was mainly of British and Swiss heritage, ran a stationery store and owned a small walnut orchard. His mother was a member of a prominent Modesto family (one of her cousins is the mother of former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture and director of Unicef Ann Veneman) and was mainly of German and Scots-Irish heritage.
Lucas graduated from Thomas Downey High School in 1962, where he had been an indifferent student at best and dreamed of becoming a professional race car driver. That early dream ended June 12, 1962, when he crashed his Bianchina. The car was clipped from behind while he tried to make a left turn into his driveway. The car rolled...
Wait! This guide ain't about him! You don't need to know that stuff! But, if you really love the guy, here's where to go: Lucas George Lucas on Wikipedia
