Shaverwood

From Intelligent Shit Music

Tenth track on Thus Spake Mamareeko, almost certainly not originally intended for the record as it sounds nothing like the tracks around it, perhaps hinting it was originally intended for the opera The 60 Lives and 61 deaths of Mamareeko S. Bench.

[edit] Lyrics

I tore off my own head sent it first class in the post
to the telecom tower so they could see the damage they did
now its snowing outside and the phones are all down
so i made a cup and rope phone like what you did when you were kids
but im just so crippled with sadness that I cant muster the gladness
to throw the string outside to the floor to reach your purple backed front door
and then someone tries to name my baby, but my baby she got rabies
so she bites off his arm and he comes to monumental harm
then we think of our badgers and our horseshoes and our clocks and think

WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED TO THEM?

Now theres a fire in the field the farmers one you must know which
so we turn up with hose but NO! Some creature has nicked a bit
the fire hose it got no push the fire truck it got no go
the field it got itself on fire and theres nothing we can do to

SLOOWWWW THHEEEE BUUURRRNNNIINGGGGGGG
SLLLOOOOWWW THHHEEEE BUUUURRRNNNIIINGGGGG

so welcome back jack attack the yack he said his backpack is too slack
he got a loany off a tiger called tony who said he bought it from a pony
well ponies are a sort of horse and well we all know about the horse of course
he made friends with the lonely plants and lonely plants talk the talk but surely dont walk the walk
so its all the more surprising when I turn up inside a porsche
its not mine i hope you understand i stole it off a second hand
and thus concludes the tale and not a single beaver in sight?
some would say its a miracle some would say that I had seen the light?
for what is mamareeko without a badger what is a punch without a fight?
The latter it dont matter but the former, well its just absolutely not very good
did the boy in the frosties advert get stabbed or was it cancer that killed him?
did the boy in the frosties advert get stabbed or was it cancer that killed him?