Alex Wuori

From Insurgency

Be on the lookout for Alex Wuori; he is a lulz kill who tips off sites to impending invasions.

He has a pimple infestation on his face and sleeps with his step-dad in his mother's basement. He studied Mootxicology with Moot in the Mootxico Institute of Tacoslogy.

He is the illegitimate father of Hal Turner. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face.