Hal Turner

From Insurgency

A crazy white supremecist who runs his own radio show every Wednesday night for a few hours, accepts calls, and chats it up with his racist buddies. Anon started raiding during Christmas of '06, spurred to action because Hal was trying to be a lulz kill and release all of anon's phone numbers who called him.

The Story of how his life got flipped turned upside down

Hal Turner was born Alex Harold "Hal" Charles Adeline Wuori-Turner, the illegitimate son of Ms Turner, in whose basement he currently resides, and Alex Wuori. He was named after his parents and maternal grandfather, Charles Adeline, who was a transexual.

In his youth, constant sexual activities with his transexual grandfather, incestious mother and gay father made molded him into the openly bi-sexual persona he is now. Transfer of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori via Hal Turner's pooper is the reason that Alex Wuori suffers from a pimple infestation.

As of now, Hal Turner is supposedly married and employed with an honest job. The truth is however his wife is the sole bread winner. They stay in his mother's house, where his wife works as a prostitute, while he stays in and sleeps with his mother in the basement.

His only stint of honest work was at the Mootxico Institute of Tacoslogy, where he tutored Moot and Alex Wuori.