Alex Wuori

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He is the illegitimate father of [[Hal Turner]]. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face.
He is the illegitimate father of [[Hal Turner]]. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face.
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rollin hundreds will catch em slippin when they do da thumper will go to work underdig?
 
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==Moar Info==
 
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*Full name: Alexander Wuori
 
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*Date of birth: October 5, 1992
 
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*Internet handles: MagicHobo, ritlina, Naliitr
 
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*Email addresses: the_magic_hobo@hotmail.com, zypher_54@yahoo.com
 
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*Websites/profiles/misc. crap:
 
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    http://www.postpoems.com/cgi-bin/show_bio.cgi?userid=rauvilin
 
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    http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?show=010e41976cdc48dc6d670845f9d7ef38aa
 
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    http://www.myspace.com/ritlina
 
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    http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/member.php?u=669969
 
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    http://forums.jolt.co.uk/member.php?referrerid=756788&u=1025296
 
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*Dad: Kenneth F. Wuori
 
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*Address/Contacts:
 
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    57 Barcelona Ct
 
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    Fairfield, CA 94533-2860
 
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    (707) 425-2435 <may be disconnected>
 
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    (707) 290-0254 <--- cellphone
 
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*Notes: His dad already knows of his faggotry and has already promised to permaban him from the internets by burning his computer. Anonymous should concentrate on the mom and stepdad for now as further attention on the dad would only get the dad pissed at Anonymous rather than at Alex.
 
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Recording of a phone call to his Dad: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1CHvKJJKA0
 
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*Mom: Kelly L. Parvin
 
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*Maiden name: Orton
 
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*Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=113871179 (private)
 
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*Address:
 
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    2101 Falcon Dr
 
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    Fairfield, CA 94533-2860
 
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    (707) 427-1085
 
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*Notes: His stepdad is James "Jim" F. Parvin.
 
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*Schools:
 
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    Sullivan Middle School
 
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    Armijo High School
 
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*School Administator Contact Info
 
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    http://ww4.fsusd.k12.ca.us/schools/armijo/contacts.html
 
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*Misc. info:
 
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    Lieks teh sandkips:
 
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    http://blue-is-beautiful.blogspot.com/2006/11/iran-hezbollah-and-world-terrorism.html
 
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    Equates becoming an hero with personal happiness:
 
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    [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AudHkgztKiIZppQ6MTT55n3sy6IX?qid=20061028204057AAHUqT9&amp;show=7#profile-info-e209e50f2ebf42756ba6c3ab82b2e247aa Long URL is looooong]
 
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    May be b& from nationstates for being gay with caps
 
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    http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?referrerid=756788&t=468443
 
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    Additional sauces of info:
 
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    http://www.nyjnews.com/obituary/obit.php3?id=1279844
 
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    Warning Sandkips about a raid
 
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    http://www.alhanein.com/vb/showthread.php?p=104820#post104820
 
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[[Image:Wuoryfag.jpg|thumb|right|500px|Evidence.]]
 
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==Links==
 
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*[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Alex_Wuori The ED page on Alex]
 
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[[Category:Enemies]]
 

Current revision as of 00:59, 13 September 2011

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Be on the lookout for Alex Wuori; he is a lulz kill who tips off sites to impending invasions.

He has a pimple infestation on his face and sleeps with his step-dad in his mother's basement. He studied Mootxicology with Moot in the Mootxico Institute of Tacoslogy.

He is the illegitimate father of Hal Turner. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face.

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