Alex Wuori
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He is the illegitimate father of [[Hal Turner]]. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face. | He is the illegitimate father of [[Hal Turner]]. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face. | ||
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| + | [[Image:Wuori_sandkips.png|thumb|right|250px|Nice try there Wuori]] | ||
| + | With alot of confusion as to the identity of [[WitnessX]] Wuori seemingly slipped off the map for a period of time. However, Wuori was caught trying to warn yet another forum (full of terrorist sandkips) about an upcoming raid. At this point Anonymous declared this was serious business and started an effort make him an hero. | ||
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| + | With this recent discovery it has been concluded that Wuori is in fact a terrorist, so it is your duty as a concerned citizen to get him [[FBI|V&]] for aiding/supporting terrorists! | ||
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Revision as of 07:24, 31 July 2007
Be on the lookout for Alex Wuori; he is a lulz kill who tips off sites to impending invasions.
He has a pimple infestation on his face and sleeps with his step-dad in his mother's basement. He studied Mootxicology with Moot in the Mootxico Institute of Tacoslogy.
He is the illegitimate father of Hal Turner. When Hal Turner was young, Alex Wuori and Hal Turner's transexual grandfather, Charles Adeline, ofter stuck it in Hal Turner's pooper. This resulted in the transmission of sexually transmitted disease from Charles Adeline to Alex Wuori, resulting in the current pimple infestation on Alex Wuori's face.
As of late
With alot of confusion as to the identity of WitnessX Wuori seemingly slipped off the map for a period of time. However, Wuori was caught trying to warn yet another forum (full of terrorist sandkips) about an upcoming raid. At this point Anonymous declared this was serious business and started an effort make him an hero.
With this recent discovery it has been concluded that Wuori is in fact a terrorist, so it is your duty as a concerned citizen to get him V& for aiding/supporting terrorists!
Moar Info
- Full name: Alexander Wuori
- Date of birth: October 5, 1992
- Internet handles: MagicHobo, ritlina, Naliitr
- Email addresses: the_magic_hobo@hotmail.com, zypher_54@yahoo.com
- Websites/profiles/misc. crap:
http://www.postpoems.com/cgi-bin/show_bio.cgi?userid=rauvilin http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?show=010e41976cdc48dc6d670845f9d7ef38aa http://www.myspace.com/ritlina http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/member.php?u=669969 http://forums.jolt.co.uk/member.php?referrerid=756788&u=1025296
- Dad: Kenneth F. Wuori
- Address/Contacts:
57 Barcelona Ct Fairfield, CA 94533-2860 (707) 425-2435 <may be disconnected> (707) 290-0254 <--- cellphone
- Notes: His dad already knows of his faggotry and has already promised to permaban him from the internets by burning his computer. Anonymous should concentrate on the mom and stepdad for now as further attention on the dad would only get the dad pissed at Anonymous rather than at Alex.
Recording of a phone call to his Dad: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1CHvKJJKA0
- Mom: Kelly L. Parvin
- Maiden name: Orton
- Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=113871179 (private)
- Address:
2101 Falcon Dr Fairfield, CA 94533-2860 (707) 427-1085
- Notes: His stepdad is James "Jim" F. Parvin.
- Schools:
Sullivan Middle School Armijo High School
- School Administator Contact Info
http://ww4.fsusd.k12.ca.us/schools/armijo/contacts.html
- Misc. info:
Lieks teh sandkips: http://blue-is-beautiful.blogspot.com/2006/11/iran-hezbollah-and-world-terrorism.html
Equates becoming an hero with personal happiness: Long URL is looooong
May be b& from nationstates for being gay with caps http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?referrerid=756788&t=468443
Additional sauces of info: http://www.nyjnews.com/obituary/obit.php3?id=1279844
Warning Sandkips about a raid http://www.alhanein.com/vb/showthread.php?p=104820#post104820
