Current events:North Korea finishes dev on easy button
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12:08, 17 February 2007 (EST) [P'YŎNGYANG, NORTH KOREA] IN HIS CONTINUED defiance of Western demands, DPRK Chairman Kim Jong-Il announced today that North Korea has completed development and testing of an Easy button. According to UN Secretary Council members, "It made quite a dish."
Easy Buttons are a quite new and volatile military technology. If improperly detonated it can create a class 2 wormhole capable of destroying the entire earth. If properly detonated all of the world could be destroyed anyways. Due to the implications of the capability of mass genocide, easy buttons were outlawed by means of treaty after the last use of the easy button in world war two by the United States in an attempt to destroy the small country of Japan.
"The implications of this can be heard wide and far" says Kofi Annan, delagate of the United Nations. "but, I personally think Kim doesn't have the balls to destroy entire civilizations.". The UN has started to create sanctions against North Korea in response to their threat, though war is though to be unavoidable by US President George W. Bush.
