Aristotle

Pictured here is Aristotle in the flesh. Notice the fur coat.

Aristotle is the seventh greatest philosopher of our time up there with such great minds as Dr. Scholls and the guy who made Sliced bread. Aristotle is responsible for some of our best inventions, including, but not limited to Slate, a common rock used in the production of Slate and the Greek Alphabet, the ninth most widely used alphabet in Greece. He is also responsible for the Bureaucracy Theory, and is the patron saint of our website. He is also a member of PETA, an organization devoted to using animals to their fullest potential.

[edit] People that hate Aristotle

• Socrates - claims work stolen
• Plato - claims ruler stolen
• Homer - claims work stolen
• Marcus Cicero - claims book stolen
• John Titor - claims vodka stolen
• Caius Julius Caesar - claims life stolen

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