Ask Aristotle
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It's the page of everyone's favorite philosopher, Aristotle! You, yes you can ask the main man himself questions about the life, universe and everything in between.
Dear User,
I am happy to offer my services to the Huh wiki. However, I wish that you don't do what I think you're going to do and ask me questions that are unintelligible or are stupid, like 'what's a golden triangle?' or 'You stole this from Plato' or 'You contradicted yourself x times in Homer's odyssey'. That fucker Homer. He always wanted to spread dirt on me. I WAS THE ONE THAT FOUNDED THE EARTH IS ROUND! THAT ASSHOLE GAVE NO CREDIT TO ME! '
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Please excuse me for a moment...
Sincerely
-Aristotle
Well, if you want to still ask Aristotle a question, just leave a question on his talk page. His responses will he linked to here in the form of digests with small comments from the master of geometry and the world himself. Please be aware that Aristotle may not be the most courteous philosopher out there, so don't take what he says personally.
Zeus dammit! That's that 5th death threat from Socrates I got today! Damn you to hell! All you did was run around the Athens and yell eureka when you discovered buoyancy! Well, guess what? I did that before you! I did that before you SO-CRATES! Go to the Underworld and burn with Hades you nutcase flashing philosopher!
Erm...Actually on second thought, you probably should take it personally. But don't take it seriously, this is a humor website after all.
