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Current revision as of 23:57, 15 May 2007

Welcome to Huh?!

A wiki of bad jokes and other deleted nonsense that any loser can edit. Currently 17 pages signify the amount of time wasted by all of us here.

Scenic locations! Awesome topics!

We interrupt this program...

New on the ePress


Links of Interest:

Huh! Current Events News | Ask Aristotle

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