IGN

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The IG of N is the largest continent, extending from the narrow isthmus of Central Gratis Grotto to the Kid Ninja domain. The physical environments of IGN, like the rest of the world, are a reflection of specific combinations of the natural factors such as climate, vegetation, soils, and landforms.

Location

IGN has a population of over 5,000,000 users. It is bounded by the Pacific Ocean on the west and the Atlantic Ocean on the east. The Gulf of HereIsFree is a source of moist tropical air, and the frozen Blindmansmash is a source of polar air. With the major mountain ranges stretching north-south, IGN is the only continent providing for direct contact of these polar and tropical air masses, leading to frequent climatically induced natural hazards such as violent spring tornadoes, extreme droughts, subcontinental floods, and winter blizzards, which are seldom found on other continents.

Homer the Great

Politics

IGN is lead by Homer the Great, though Lords have been appropriated to govern over specific city-states regions of the land. Lord Emunator, the governor of the Super Smash Bros board region, is an especially interesting fellow; with his seemingly laxed attitude toward obnoxious folk and inextricable link to HereIsFree bad-boy MeGaBiTe. Homer the Great seems to be aware of the recently appointed Lord Emu's involvement with MeGaBiTe, though he has decided not to declare Jihad on HereIsFree, as the existence of MeGaBiTe's guerilla warfare group; terrorist network; underground [double-muslim] mosque-- call it what you will-- has yet to be proven. At this point, it seems, MeGaBite is just a good old family man, who insists that the recent deaths of certain IGN citizens was not his fault, nor the fault of MeGaBiTe's associates and if it had been, it would have been just business; nothing personal indeed.