Spigelwii
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Spigelwii is another one of the friendly users on the SSBB. We h8 him. Also, he's a nigger.
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The User
"dude shay i freakin go 2 ur skool its kind of hard not 2 c u everyday! oh by the way cailey was right u can get that hair color out if u take a shower!" - Anonymous
Spigelwii goes to a school for gifted children.
Spigelwii (irl name Shay) is the local lolcow of the SSBB and the biggesst loser on the intertubes, except, ironically, Shay. lol, that Shay is a girl.
Shay also happens to be a very successful lolcow irl, where he fails. It may be because he's a nigger. In any case, he sure does love to complain about his irl drama:
"BLAH BLAH BLAH PISS MOAN ARGGGHHHH DON'T GIMME CRAP GUYS I'VE HAD A BAD DAY KIDS WERE MAKIN FUN OF ME WAAAA" - Spigelwii on a daily basis
As one can see, Spigelwii is a loser.
Any attempts to flame him will be met with the "if I say you will stop, you will stop" syndrome. Naturally, upon seeing this, immediately spam him with desu. This will probably make him whine and spray menstrual blood all over the moderators.
Just like Maverick_Driver, Spigelwii enjoys getting butthurt immensely. Will he edit his own article? WE SHALL SEE OF COURSE HE WILL, LOL.
Completely forget the truce we made with the IGN users. THIS PAGE'S GOIN' DOWN YO.
Plz note that, no matter how offensive the HIF user's articles are, we never edit them.
But, forget that. I'm probably going to have to end up protecting this article anyway.
Is this enough for you to get the jist of how much of a nigger Shay is? Plz hack him.
Lulzy Youtube Shenanigans
Shay is also notable as being a huge Youtube star. His videos are HILARIOUS. They consist of intriguing "How To" videos, were he shows his users how to do such amazing things as fly, shit bricks, and perform cunninlingus.
Plz remark in his comments section on his gr8 Smash skills, his resemblance to a small dog, and how, at the age of 14, he still play-wrestles with his friends.
It is somewhat amazing that he has even one "friend" (read: fuck-buddy).
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
As anyone can see, Spigel is the master of all that is funny.
Self-Hate
Spigel also seems to have a strong self-hate for his own proud race, niggers. He says he "hates the word" and is "disgusted at anyone who uses it." Signs of a closet racist amirite?
This is another potentially epic trolling technique. Sadly, since Spigel is in love with IGN, there seems to be no other place, besides Youtube, where he spends his time. Since you wouldn't get very far saying "nigger" on IGN, maybe you should spam his youtube comments or something with it. In any case, this poor soul needs to be educated of his own kind, and you must do this to help his racist ass.
Maybe he hates niggas because he's such a loser, so he can't hang out with them. This would make sense.
HIF
And he's on the Blacklist. LOL!
