The SSBB
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The SSBB is an Internet Message Board on IGN. Niggers love it.
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The Golden Age
The SSBB had humble beginnings, like any other great place, but like any other great place, it quickly turned fail after its humble beginnings, and therefore its humble beginnings were really the best time to post on the SSBB. LOL. Actually, I'm just joking, it was filled with elitist faggots.
The Golden Age lasted from 2000-2001, when many IGN Nigras posted and joined. However, just like how the SSBB is filled with dumbs today, it was invaded back in 2001, probably brought on by that archaic time's version of The Traitor. In any case, noobs crashed into the boards, swamping it. The elitist faggots of the SSBB pled to Tal_IGN for /b/lackup. He could've done so, but he instead copped out and made a NOT SSBB for insiders. This NOT SSBB was founded primarily by a wetback named marioooooooooooooooooo2, the second mario with an annoying name to type out for his time. It still continues to this day, and is filled with the same grand forefathers who filled the SSBB in that time long passed--elitist douchebags. Thank the lawd.
The Silver Age
The Silver Age of the SSBB did not start until 2006, when the regs ruled the board, the noobs didn't know their place (but we were quick to teach it to them), and no mods ever, EVER graced the board. As one would expect, this opened up many possibilities. As long as a thread wasn't reported, it could stay up on the first page for days and be mind-boggling spam. Users flamed one another, posted topics about AIDS, and started clan wars without the threat of a b&hammer. Many lulz were to be had, peace was made, and STI's spread through the users like wildfire.
It seemed as if the Silver Age would never end, but it did. Oh, yes, it did.
The Bronze Age and the Traitor
In the middle of 2006, Brawl news had reached an all time high. The videos were released. Noobs exploded onto the boards like jizz from a horse's dick. The CT was swamped with noobs asking for PS1 memory cards. For a moment, it looked like all was lost. But the regs fought back. They reclaimed the CT and pushed the noobs away, but never again could they have the freedom they had during the Silver Age. The damage was done. Moderators now breathed down every reg's neck, allowing no moar fun. No moar games. No moar ANYTHING.
But the CT was still held strong. Like the walled city of Minas Tirith, the CT stood alone against the forces of darkness. And, for a time, the CT, the last bastion of lulz, was safe. But then came The Traitor.
The Traitor's username is feelafear12. He was a decent enough user, until he received Insider. He then became the first, and greatest, colorfag.
feelafear's horrible, royal blue posts inspired the other Insider noobs to follow suit. The CT became a horrible rainbow gay-love fest. The regs tried to push them out - and, for a time, they succeeded - but feelafear did the exact opposite. He insisted on establishing internet love connections with every awful user that reared his ugly head in the CT. The regs tried to stop this ... but it was already too late. The dumbs were emboldened. They posted in the CT freely, now filling it up with such gems as "What's your favorite vid game???," "Goodnight ct," and "I like paper mario." The regs fought valiantly, but it was too late. In an event that can only be considered The Second Exodus, almost 3/4 of the reg community left the SSBB forever. The last margin was unable to cope. They were swallowed up by the mass of dumbs, or, worse, assimilated into their ranks. Such once brave nigras as LightYoshi suffered this fate (btw he's a fag now).
By then, the Bronze Age had ended. It brought about the new one. The Age of Shit.
The Age of Shit
With the Second Exodus came the Age of Shit. No longer did the regs guard the CT. The new, horrible users quickly jumped for dominance positions on it. Puffteam, Toad_allstar2, spigelwii, and several other users quickly established themselves as the kings of the CT. At that precise moment, the shit hit the fan.
The Age of Shit is marked also by The Great War, that is just now starting among the board. It is bringing about a new age of shittiness.
The Age of Gods
After the noobs had pushed out the old Regs they began to flourish as the users from the Age of Shit developed into the best users that the CT would ever see. No longer would there be hopeless spam from users such as ultimate_cartman and the ever present penis in his ass known as UnholyAvenger. It was too late for them to realize that the people that they had hacked would soon be back and everyone would be there to defend them this time around. ultimate_cartman would realize this much too late and beg for forgiveness from the people they had once called the useless users of the Age of Shit, it was not given to him. Ultimate_cartman came to the sudden realization that he would in fact have to get a life. This revelation killed him in the end leaving him hanging dead from the rafters with that penis known as the Unholyavenger still hanging out of his ass like some dirty Necrophiliac.
