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-	The '''SSBB''' (Super Smash Bros. Board) is a video game board on ign. It's a place for <strike>nerds</strike> people to discuss about the video game known as Super Smash Bros.	+	The '''SSBB''' is an Internet Message Board on [[IGN]]. [[Niggers]] love it.
-	==The CT==	+	==The Golden Age==
-	The '''"CT"''' is a place were board posters talk to each other. CT stands for community thread. Although, it may be called '''''community''''' thread, not everybody is welcomed there. In order to post there you have to be an intelligent poster but you don't have to be ''too'' intelligent, just smart enough to be called a good user. A lot of the SSBB regs and vets posted there regularly with good and meaningful post. They also had some good disscusions. Everything was going good until '07; the invasion of idiot noobs. In '07 most users left the board (and the CT) because of the noob invasion. Although, not all '07 users were bad, but it just difficult to tell which ones were good. Now the CT is full of people that over use the [[face_mischief]], talk about buttsecks, act gay, post like this: Hi guys how are you?, make small, meaningless post, act gay, [http://editthis.info/hereisfree_wiki/Puffteam?title=Colorfag&action=edit posts in colors],act gay, and act gay.	+	[[Image: Orgy.jpg|thumb|The Golden Age of the SSBB.]]
-	==The Board==	+	The SSBB had humble beginnings, like any other great place. But, like any other great place, it quickly turned fail after it's humble beginnings and therefore its humble beginnings were actually the best time to post on the SSBB. LOL. Actually I'm just joking it was filled with elitist [[faggots]].
-	The board itself was pretty decent before '07. It had more smart people and less idiots. All was going well until 2007 hit. The noobs came. The big hype of super smash bros. brawl had attracted many idiots, idiots like [[Toad_Allstar2]], [[Dafool23]], and [[Wii_is_mii_J]]. It also attracted non-'07 users like [[scorptile]], [[spigelwii]], and [[Puffteam]], all of which are very dumb. Most regs gave up on ign in the summer of '07, were the board had completely lost it's touch. Without any regs(or a mod) the place fell apart with idiots, riots, off-topic and dumb threads. Without regs(and a mod) there was no one that could scold idiots about their mistakes; they could be as dumb as they want and get away with it. As of right now, it's full of dumbasses with very little common sense.	+	The Golden Age lasted from 2000-2001, when many IGN [[Nigras]] posted and joined. However, just like how the SSBB is filled with dumbs today, it was invaded back in 2001, probably brought on by that archaic time's version of [[The Traitor]]. In any case, noobs crashed into the boards, swamping it. The elitist faggots of the SSBB pled to Tal_Ign for /b/lackup. He could've done so, but he instead copped out and made a NOT SSBB for insiders. This NOT SSBB was founded primarily by a wetback named mariooooooooooo. It still continues to this day, and is filled with the same grand forefathers who filled the SSBB in that time long passed - elitist douchebags. Thank the lawd.
-	==OMG MOD!!!==	+	==The Silver Age==
-	In late '07 an SSBB user got modded, and his name was EMUNATOR!!! Surprisingly, it wasn't dillo64 who had a very high chance because of his vet status. [[Emunator]] is a reg who joined in '05 and has very high respect. He helped the boards from becoming crappier and he also stopped TrialofFire from doing his monthly riots. Although he isn't too active which isn't quite good but he's still doing a good job. Sadly, he can't make the board as good as it used to be.	+	[[Image: Catorgy.jpg|thumb|The Silver Age of the SSBB.]]
-	==Rioting and "Hacking"==	+	However, the Silver Age of the SSBB did not start into 2006, when the [[regs]] ruled the board, the noobs didn't know their place but we were quick to teach it to them, and no mods ever, EVER graced the board. As one would expect, this opened up many possibilities. As long as thread wasn't reported, it could stay up on the first page for days and be mindboggling spam. It was seriously awesome. Users flamed one another, posted topics about AIDS, and started clan wars without the threat of b&hammer. Many lulz were to be had. Peace was made. STDs spread through the users like wildfire.
-	The smash board has had a small history of rioting and has barely gotten a history on hacking. The riots usually occuered when a user went beserk because he got flamed by way too many users or flamed by a couple of good users. The "hacking" didn't occur until the user [[sonicdjs]] had given out his photobucket password, ''"''ravioli''"''. The user killarob had then went in his account and deleted all the stuff sonicdjs made. This was when we decided to mess with his account. We put random pics and porn and hoped to get his account deleted, and it did! We were thinking that sonicdjs had the same password for his ign account, and he did!. Thus, was the beggining of ign user hacking. Many of the HereIsFree(known as master blaster at the time) users had gone on his account and started to riot with it, which had gotten him permabanned. Many months later, the user [[icewaterdragon]] had pissed many of us off with his stupidity(which was most likely caused by his newly aquired insider) and that's when we wanted to "hack" him. We tried putting his name(denzel) for his password, because he was dumb enough to make it his pass, and it worked! We got in Icewaterdragon's account. At first, someone was posting random crap in the CT but no one believed him so the first hacker was safe. And then, that's when most users from HIF decided to riot with his account and get him permabanned.  A day after, we wanted to "hack" someone else so we were trying stupid people and putting their name as their password. Then, that's when we got him; scorptile; we hacked into scorptile's account. We rioted with it until he got perma'd. It had a great imapact on the board and it ascared many users. It also started a fued with HIF and smash ign. HIF became infamous on the smash board because of this.	+	It seemed as if the Silver Age would never end. But it would. Oh, yes, it would.
-	==How long this board will remain crappy==	+	==The Bronze Age and the Traitor==
-	Due to the delay of brawl, SSBB will remain this cheap until sometime in '08 or longer. Sad. Maybe the board will always be like this, though. Hopefully not.	+	[[Image: Schoolgirl.jpg|thumb|The Bronze Age of the SSBB.]]
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		+	In the middle of 2006, Brawl news had reached an all time high. The videos were released. Noobs exploded onto the boards like jizz from a horse's dick. The CT was swamped with noobs asking for PS1 memory cards. For a moment, it looked like all was lost. But the regs fought back. They reclaimed the CT and pushed the noobs away, but never again could they have the freedom they had during the Silver Age. The damage was done. Moderators now breathed down every reg's neck, allowing no moar fun. No moar games. No moar ANYTHING.
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		+	But the CT was still held strong. Like the walled city of Minas Tirith, the CT stood alone against the forces of darkness. And, for a time, the CT, the last bastion of lulz, was safe. But then came '''The Traitor'''.
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		+	The Traitor's username is feelafear12. He was a decent enough user, until he received Insider. He then became the first, and greatest, [[colorfag]].
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		+	feelafear's horrible, royal blue posts inspired the other Insider noobs to follow suit. The CT became a horrible rainbow gay-love fest. The regs tried to push them out - and, for a time, they succeeded - but feelafear did the exact opposite. He insisted on establishing internet love connections with every awful user that reared his ugly head in the CT. The regs tried to stop this ... but it was already too late. The dumbs were emboldened. They posted in the CT freely, now filling it up with such gems as "What's your favorite vid game???," "Goodnight ct," and "I like paper mario." The regs fought valiantly, but it was too late. In an event that can only be considered [[The Second Exodus]], almost 3/4 of the reg community left the SSBB forever. The last margin was unable to cope. They were swallowed up by the mass of dumbs, or, worse, assimilated into their ranks. Such once brave nigras as [[LightYoshi]] suffered this fate (btw he's a fag now).
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		+	By then, the Bronze Age had ended. It brought about the new one. The Age of Shit.
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		+	==The Age of Shit==
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		+	[[Image: Puffteam.jpg|thumb|The Age of Shit.]]
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		+	With the '''Second Exodus''' came the '''Age of Shit'''. No longer did the regs guard the CT. The new, horrible users quickly jumped for dominance positions on it. [[Puffteam]], [[Toad_allstar2]], [[spigelwii]], and several other users quickly established themselves as the kings of the CT. At that precise moment, the shit hit the fan.
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		+	The Age of Shit is marked also by [[The Great War]], that is just now starting among the board. It is bringing about a new age of shittiness.

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Revision as of 04:09, 24 October 2007

The SSBB is an Internet Message Board on IGN. Niggers love it.

Contents 1 The Golden Age 2 The Silver Age 3 The Bronze Age and the Traitor 4 The Age of Shit

The Golden Age

The SSBB had humble beginnings, like any other great place. But, like any other great place, it quickly turned fail after it's humble beginnings and therefore its humble beginnings were actually the best time to post on the SSBB. LOL. Actually I'm just joking it was filled with elitist faggots.

The Golden Age lasted from 2000-2001, when many IGN Nigras posted and joined. However, just like how the SSBB is filled with dumbs today, it was invaded back in 2001, probably brought on by that archaic time's version of The Traitor. In any case, noobs crashed into the boards, swamping it. The elitist faggots of the SSBB pled to Tal_Ign for /b/lackup. He could've done so, but he instead copped out and made a NOT SSBB for insiders. This NOT SSBB was founded primarily by a wetback named mariooooooooooo. It still continues to this day, and is filled with the same grand forefathers who filled the SSBB in that time long passed - elitist douchebags. Thank the lawd.

The Silver Age

However, the Silver Age of the SSBB did not start into 2006, when the regs ruled the board, the noobs didn't know their place but we were quick to teach it to them, and no mods ever, EVER graced the board. As one would expect, this opened up many possibilities. As long as thread wasn't reported, it could stay up on the first page for days and be mindboggling spam. It was seriously awesome. Users flamed one another, posted topics about AIDS, and started clan wars without the threat of b&hammer. Many lulz were to be had. Peace was made. STDs spread through the users like wildfire.

It seemed as if the Silver Age would never end. But it would. Oh, yes, it would.

The Bronze Age and the Traitor

In the middle of 2006, Brawl news had reached an all time high. The videos were released. Noobs exploded onto the boards like jizz from a horse's dick. The CT was swamped with noobs asking for PS1 memory cards. For a moment, it looked like all was lost. But the regs fought back. They reclaimed the CT and pushed the noobs away, but never again could they have the freedom they had during the Silver Age. The damage was done. Moderators now breathed down every reg's neck, allowing no moar fun. No moar games. No moar ANYTHING.

But the CT was still held strong. Like the walled city of Minas Tirith, the CT stood alone against the forces of darkness. And, for a time, the CT, the last bastion of lulz, was safe. But then came The Traitor.

The Traitor's username is feelafear12. He was a decent enough user, until he received Insider. He then became the first, and greatest, colorfag.

feelafear's horrible, royal blue posts inspired the other Insider noobs to follow suit. The CT became a horrible rainbow gay-love fest. The regs tried to push them out - and, for a time, they succeeded - but feelafear did the exact opposite. He insisted on establishing internet love connections with every awful user that reared his ugly head in the CT. The regs tried to stop this ... but it was already too late. The dumbs were emboldened. They posted in the CT freely, now filling it up with such gems as "What's your favorite vid game???," "Goodnight ct," and "I like paper mario." The regs fought valiantly, but it was too late. In an event that can only be considered The Second Exodus, almost 3/4 of the reg community left the SSBB forever. The last margin was unable to cope. They were swallowed up by the mass of dumbs, or, worse, assimilated into their ranks. Such once brave nigras as LightYoshi suffered this fate (btw he's a fag now).

By then, the Bronze Age had ended. It brought about the new one. The Age of Shit.

The Age of Shit

With the Second Exodus came the Age of Shit. No longer did the regs guard the CT. The new, horrible users quickly jumped for dominance positions on it. Puffteam, Toad_allstar2, spigelwii, and several other users quickly established themselves as the kings of the CT. At that precise moment, the shit hit the fan.

The Age of Shit is marked also by The Great War, that is just now starting among the board. It is bringing about a new age of shittiness.