MKIA
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Info on Mister Know it All
MKIA is and ancient and sacred order , led by the sacred Dalia camel himself, Mr.U.Man, who sadly ascended to Monkey heaven, but was hit by a 747 on the way up... British Airways is blamed by certain persons.... He seems to have escaped the confounded love machine now, there is the return of MUM!
MUM imparted his wisdom to them, so they pass it on. Ask questions, and they shall answer, although the spirit of the dalai camel is rather... Odd and as such, the answers may become abstract from time to time.
MKIA as seen by outsiders
MKIA is seen by outsiders as a general fun loving community where you can come to see some questions answered in a fun way. Although the MKIA's themselves are seen as completely mad.
Basically, you post on the thread a stupid, serious, or random questions, and the MKIA answer it as they see fit. It's always good for a laugh and will ussually brighten your day.
Rules of the MKIA
1. 10 questions per post. Apprentices have been known to explode past 11.
2. Religious or very controversial questions. Don't ask them for they may be ignored or given an answer for which there is no return... (They do not mean to offend anyone or anyone's grandmother.)
2.5. Questions with objectionable content for the forum the thread resides in may be skipped or given horrible answers similar to number 2.
3. MKIA has the right to give you a silly or serious answer at any given time. It's a luck of the draw, or MKIA, as it were.
4. MKIA has the right to reject your reality and substitute their own.
5. Do not quote entire posts here. It's illegal in the country where their database is located.
6. The last and final rule: MKIA can only answer 5 questioners per MKIA post. Most of them have computers that do not keep up with their vast intellegence, so they have to institute this overflow rule. A small waiting list will be at the end of the post detailing the people yet to be answered.
MKIA's
The current MKIA's are (With their own added comments):
- Mister U Man ( The Dalia camel himself, he escaped the confounded love tester machine back into the world of the living!)
- Ryu Dragon (The example of how not to be popular)
- Azerkail (Zorbak's greatest supporter, dalai camel's favorite footstool.)
- Versilaryan (the frequently misspelled one)
- CeleryofCelerity ( Lunchable knowledge!)
- Scully ( the one who likes being referred to in the third person)
- Revelations (doesn't believe in 6, color, or australia.)
- Crashburn (Bent on world domination and blowing up Antartica.)
- Guardian Girl Rin (The One And Only Ms. Know It All)
- WytseFossil (Back after a long period being away - good to be back! Half-Wolf)
- weatherseed (Undeniable proof that there is no G-d.)
Diciples
- Omegakain (He's back and ready to answer questions.)
- Reayx (Infinite 2 day trial, Resident Eval disease expert extrodinare.)
- siris99 (Uhh... Uhh... Guardian Girl Rin roxx my soxx!)
