Torpov
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Background
I am the Avatar of the one and only God, David Hasselhoff. Beware. I wield many of his powers, and am able to destroy this world at a whim.
Mentally Insane
Why, of course.
Miscellaneous Information
НАШИ ЧЕМПИОНЫ - ПОТРЕБИТЕЛИ КОРМА HAPPY CAT
Also known as Voprot the Terrible in an alternate universe, he rules his subjects on a whim and with an iron fist but is dearly loved by his subjects nonetheless. Under his rule banishment and favors are randomly meted out in equal measures thus neatly preventing stagnation and boredom.