The splurge
From Gfwiki
The_splurge is a tall chap who moderates the DoW forums. He's the mean one. Hobbies include air guitaring, flogging peasants and shooting inferior beings. He haunts the spam forums and the music forums, occasionally popping into the DoW section to do his job.
More information about this elusive character you want? Then walk to your nearest supermarket, bark like an afghan hound, run round in a circle three times and say quack. You will be shipped off to a mental institution, and will never have to worry about knowing more about the_splurge. You have bigger fish to fry.
Now go on, shoo. Before I vapourise you.