CorT
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The forum pyromaniac, legend, and all around froopy guy, CorT, joined the forum whenever he damn well felt like it. He is an open supporter of the Red Thread, and a member of A Greater Yuiop - A Greater Tomorrow. CorT had a modest beginnings on the forum, until he stumbled upon the meaning of life and shared it with the world - granting him forum stardom for years to come.
CorT is currently enjoying a quiet life on the Moon with his wife, and making a fortune consoling abandoned NASA golf balls as they ponder why they were left, or whether they were even there at all.