Chris Down
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The official Peach Party Propaganda minister, Chris Down, has made many documentaries on the works of the Peach Party and their adventures in hyperspace. Of course, it never really happened, but, hey, if it helps you fall asleep, then why not.
He, much like the Dark Lord himself, was burnt as a toddler, leaving scarring on his chest and... well... arse.
He joined February 20th 2006, and has had (at the time of typing) 2,057 posts on the GamingForums.
He also contributed in the Why Mic No Worky? gag which :|Dark|: perpetrated.