Weirdies: Original Adventure/3x18
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[edit] Bad Apple
[edit] I Spy
(The Rolling Turd is Driving up )
Jess: *looks out the window* Hey! I just saw the castle!
Shooting Star: Really, where?!
Kat: Wow!
Ana: Neat!
Jess: Yes, very cool. :D
Gomez: And if you look out the window, you can see a big field.
Everyone: Ooooohhh... Ahhhhhh...
Maddie: Pretty field! 8D
Jess: *rummages in the Turd's food compartment for some chips*
Dimentio: I'm gonna go to bed. Wake me if anything interesting happens. *floats off to a small bed*
[edit] Party Down
Zoot: Dimentio's asleep. Now the party can begin! :D *starts doing the Thriller dance*
Shooting Star: What?!
Zoot: A man can dance if he wants to! Hit it, Kururu!
Kururu: *DJ system'd!*
Jess: *Boogie* Ooh! Ooh! Get down!
Maddie: *Dance!* Dance! Yeah! We're dancing!
NiGHTS: ......*Dance!* Heeheehee!
Mr. Small: *Singing and Dancing* Watch out! Get down! Jump around! The boogie's got me!
(Something heavy is thrown from the back part of the Turd.)
Dimentio: QUIET! I'm trying to sleep here! Geez! Holy crap! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE BE CONSIDERATE?!?!??!!!
Jess: You're right... Everyone, be louder!!!
Dimentio: Uuuughhh... *reaches for Bowie-filled iPod*
Kururu: *cranks turntables' amps to the highest they can go*
Dimentio: *charges up a starburst* Dare ya, froggy...
Gomez: *looks out the window* O_O;;;; Everyone, quit! There's a cop after us!!!
[edit] Pulled Over
(Later, Gomez has pulled over and the cop has come up to the front window. Hey, what's a road trip without getting pulled over by highway patrol?)
Cop: *to Gomez* Sonny, do you by any chance know the speed limit around here?
Gomez: Um... 55?
Cop: It's 50, and besides, I clocked you doing 60 a mile back.
Gomez: o///////o;;;;;;
Maddie: Oh no. Not good. Not good. Not good.
Cop: Let me see your license.
Gomez: Um... *fishes his license out of his pocket* H-here. *gives it to the cop*
Dimentio: What's going on?
Jess:We got pulled over by a cop.
Dimentio: Ooh, a run-in with the law! How exciting!
Jess: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Cop: Quent Yaiden?
Quent: Who wants to Know?
Cop: Hey, Chief, You dont happen to remember me, Do ya?
(Quent looks to the Cop)
-Discussion-
(Quent sees the ninja kids hiding behind the ninja teens)
Kat: I'm scared.
Ana: Me too.
Dimentio: Don't worry, annoying little ninja kids, everything will be okay. ;)
Quent: *looking up Gomez's license* It says here that he haven't had any past offenses, so you can feel free to let him off with a warning for this time or better yet, do it as a favor for your old boss.
Cop: I will.
Gomez: R-really???
Cop: Yes, Just don't let it happen again. *gets in his cop car and drives off*
Dimentio: Darn. A perfectly good Floro Sprout opportunity, wasted.
[edit] Rarin' for a Fight
Maddie: *phew!* That was a close one!
Jess: Yeah. Good thing Gomez has an impeccable driving record! :D
Gomez: *Blush*
Dimentio: *twiddling Floro Sprout in his fingers* Don't worry, little guy. I'll find a use for you someday...
Maddie: You wouldn't use that Floro Sprout if you value your face. *does the whole punch-hand-into-other-hand-thing*
Dimentio: *puts his fingers in his ears* La-la-la! I can't hear yooouuu~! </taunt>
Maddie: *pulls a pair of boxing gloves out of hammerspace backpack* NOW do you hear me???
Dimentio: Now, really, when has violence ever solved anything?
Gomez: He's got a point...
Maddie: ...Fine. *puts gloves away* But I'm watching you, Bowie Boy! *does that two-finger-point-to-eyes-thing*
Dimentio: Whatever... ♪
Maddie: :|
Mr. Small: Please refrain from fighting!
Dimentio: Oh, I don't want to fight... *evil eyes!* Yet. *head gets knocked off again* Daah!
Jess: Heeheehee! Too bad for you, I like to think ahead! XD
Dimentio's head: ... That was lame, even for you.
Kururu: No, that was funny! *Laughing*
Gomez: Hey, there's a White Castle up ahead. Wanna stop and get some tiny burgers?
Jess: OMG YES!!!
Fun road trip event #13: Buy a gazillion itty-bitty burgers and eat as many as you can.
Maddie: *w00t* White Castle! One of the greatest burger places evah!
Dimentio's head: *in a drawer* I want White Castle!
You can have the crappy pickles.
Mikey: Man, that's harsh. :|
Maddie: Or Mikey can have the crappy pickles.
Zoot: But you like pickles!
Maddie: White Castle pickles are nasty.
Jess: I think pickles in general are nasty, but that's just me.
[edit] Head Games
(Meanwhile, Dimentio's head is trying to get his body to open the drawer I stuffed him in.)
Mr. Small: *to himself* Why is that strange jester's body acting like that?
Jess: You know how a remote control airplane works? He's trying to do something like that.
Mr. Small: Ohhh, it's all so clear now! (He still doesn't understand.)
Maddie: ...*rofl* That's great! He just insulted himself! XD
Dimentio's head: Not true. My "self", along with my intelligence and any other talents I posess, is in my head. My body's just a hulking mass of flesh without my head~
Dimentio's body: *upset!* *kicks the dawers, knocking the drawer Dimentio's head was in out*
Dimentio's head: *Feels Dizzy* G... good teamwork...
Jess: *Giggle*
[edit] Raiding the White Castle
Maddie: *lol* Now that Dorky McBowienut has his head out, should we go get those burgers now?
Jess: Sure thing! The Turd's too big for the drive-thru, so we'll have to go inside and get them...
NiGHTS: No pickles for me!
Jess: I think we can all agree on no pickles...
Yotsuba: I want taiyaki!
Jess: They don't have those at White Castle, Yotsuba.
Yotsuba: :(
Maddie: Okay. *grabs pen and paper out of hammerspace backpack* We can all agree that we all don't want the pickles. Anything else?
Zoot: Aren't you the only one that likes the fish sandwiches?
Maddie: Not true, Zoot.
Mr. Small: Wait, fish sandwich? They actually sell those things there?
Jess: I want cheese on mine. 8D
Dimentio: I kinda like the pickles.
Jess: We don't want any pickles, right?
Dimentio: But I...
Jess: No pickles.
Dimentio: ...like the...
Jess: NO PICKLES!
Dimentio: ........pickles. :(
Maddie: Okay! Cheese! Cheese for everyone! *writes down on paper*
Mr. Small: *still can't belive the fish sandwich thing* They actually sell those?
Jess: And drinks, of course! 8D
Maddie: *writing stuff down* Of course! We can't forget the drinks! Or the French Fries!
Mr. Small: *still confused with the fish sandwich* Does anyone actually order those things?
(Dimentio gets nothing to drink and NiGHTS gets something highly caffinated. I got somethin' special planned... mwee hee hee...)
Jess: Okay! We ready to go order?
Shooting Star: Yeah!
Maddie: Let's go!
[edit] Can I take your Order
- inside...*
Homestar Runner: *obviously tired* Welcome the crap to White Castle. Would you like to try a combo meal, *Holds up a White Castle's meal bag.* some Crinkly Potato Nudules *Holds up a small paper bag with some fries.* or our Attempt-To-Hide-The-Fact-We-Barely-Have-Any-Selection-Of Soft Drink? *Holds up a cup with the White Castle printed on it.*
Shooting Star: Lil bro! What are you doing here?
Jess: Who cares?! Let's order already!
Maddie: *gives Homestar the list of stuff*
Homestar: *under breath after reading the list* Yeah, my life sucks right now.
[edit] Eating
Later, back at the Turd...
Jess: We got the stuff~!
NiGHTS: *takes out a tinyburger* It's true... they are tiny!
Yotsuba: Any taiyaki??? 8D
Jess: ... Sorry... no... *Sweatdrop* But I promise you, first place we come to that has taiyaki, I'll be sure to get you some. ;)
Maddie: Just to humor you, Mr. Small. *gives him a fish sandwich* XD
Mr. Small: I still don't understand...
Jess: Okay, drinks! *starts passing out drinks*
Maddie: All right! Soda! Fruit Punch! Whatever!
(All the drinks are soon passed out. But...)
Dimentio: Hey, how come I didn't get any?!
Jess: Um... uh... *Sweatdrop*
NiGHTS: Here, Dimentio. You can have mine. I'm not that thirsty, anyway.
Dimentio: Thank you! *takes it* At least some people consider others... *glares at Kiba*
Kiba:
Maddie: Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Jess: What? What, what, what?
(Something's weird in Dimentio's eyes...)
Maddie: This isn't good. This isn't good, this isn't good, this isn't good.
Zoot: Are we saying things in threes now? I wanna try!
Kururu: *holding goblin gun* Try it, and you'll be living in a world of terror.
(The sound of a corkgun going off is heard as something strange begins to happen to Dimentio...)
Dimentio: *jittery* Ehehehehehehe-ahahahah-hoohoo-haha!!! *jitters more, spinny, faceplant onto the floor*
Shooting Star: ... Is he having a seizure or something?
ConC!Yotsuba: NiGHTS...What was that drink you gave Dimentio?
NiGHTS: Something brown and bubbly...
Maddie: What did you get, the one from the white can with red and blue lines outlining itself...
NiGHTS: I got the Pure Red with White Lines
Maddie: *facepalm* Oh no, that was New Coke!
NiGHTS: *thinking* So that's what it does...
Dimentio: *rubbing his face on the floor* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee~! Imsledding!!!
Spike: We gotta find some way to contain him! This could get worse before it gets better... We'll lock him in the Turd's Bathroom to check out the problem.
Jess: Yeah, You do that
[edit] Helloooooooooogorgeous
Spike: Okay, We're gonna play a little word game with Kazumi... She's gonna start
Kazumi: Apples
Dimentio: Bananas
Dimentio: *hugs Gomez* Helloooooooooogorgeous! MynamesJarethyoucancallmeJerBearwontyoucomewithmetomycastle???
Gomez: *utterly disgusted* How could this get any worse...?
Spike: Now, Dimentio, j-just calm down... Gomez is not a pretty girl...
(Another corkgun sound. Not good!)
Dimentio: D-d-d-dimentioooo? WhozisDimentioyertalkinbout?!
Jade: N-no!!!
Spike: (While Dimentio's head starts to spin madly...) Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! (continiues to shout Crap as Jade Rushes to the Weirdies Thnikkaband)
Jade: Jess, We've kinda hit a little snag with Dimentio...
Orbulon: *to himself* Please no Dimmy Starburst. Please no Dimmy Starburst!
Jess: No...Get out!
(Yes. Dimentio has transformed into Dimmy Starburst, cross-dressing guitarist extraordinaire! ... Sorry, Orby. XD)
[edit] Here comes Dimmy Starburst
Spike/Orbulon: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!/NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dimmy Starburst: OH YEAH!!! Bow down before me, 'cuz the King of Guitar has arrived! *guitar* And now... I'm off! *some kinda supajump through the roof of the Turd*
Jess: He's gone... ah well. Less trouble for us.
Shooting Star: Any idea where he's going?
Jess: Who cares?
NiGHTS: *giggling*
Orbulon: *hits head repedeately against one of the Turd's seats*
NiGHTS: *rofl*
Jess: What's so funny...?
NiGHTS: Oh, nothing, nothing... *giggle* It's just... THAT WAS FREAKIN' HiLARiOUS!!!
Orbulon: I should have known this would happen!
Maddie: *slaps Orbulon across the face* Calm down, Orby You're acting like Dimentio's mom!
Jess: You know Dimentio's mom? I don't know Dimentio's mom...
Maddie: No, I don't know her. But Orbulon's acting like a mom right now.
Orbulon: I am not!
Gomez: Uh, shouldn't we go after him? I thought he was supposed to be highly volatile in this stage...
Jess: He is. Yeah, we'd better go after him and make sure he doesn't do any damage.
Mikey: Aww, you care about him!
Jess: Who said I meant damage to himself? I meant damage to other people and their property! Let's go!
Shooting Star: *idea* Go-man! Push that big red button!
Gomez: You mean this one?
Shooting Star: Yeah!
(He pushes the big red button. Jet engines reveal themselves on the back of the Turd and it goes SUPAFAST!)
Maddie: Whoo-hoo! *w00t*
Mr. Small: This can't end well for my stomach...*starts to turn green*
Jess: Oh geez, look! Out the window!
(Dimen-- uh, Dimmy Starburst is running at incredibly high speeds outside the Turd. The Turd is only barely keeping up with him!)
Shooting Star: Dang, he's fast!
Mikey: Caffiene does that to ya.
Orbulon: I feel like I need to punch myself after letting him near that caffiene.
Jess: It's not your fault, Orbulon. NiGHTS was the one that gave it to him.
Orbulon: So I can stop blaming myself for this and start blaming NiGHTS?
Jess: ... Yeah, pretty much.
NiGHTS: Hey! I didn't know that was gonna happen! D:
Orbulon: Mind if I borrow that Goblin Gun?
Kururu: Be my guest! :D
Jess: No goblin transformations in the Turd!!!
Orbulon: Fine...
Spike: Behind the Seven-Eleven Over there!
(The Turd flips over and our heroes jump behind said Seven-Eleven! Thankfully no one is hurt, Not even Cher's Precious Cargo. They sneak through the back door and hide behind the casheer's side of the counter)
Jet: So, How long are we gonna have to hide out here?
Jess: *looks out the window* Not that long apperantly... Looks like he's stopping... maybe the effects of the caffiene have disappated...
(Dimmy Starburst turns around... and shoots a ginormous energy beam right through the 7-11!!!)
Homura: Later! (Swipes Madoka and Hides in the fire Exit with Mami and Kyoko. The Fire Exit lights turn off ala Fanboy and Chum-Chum)
Dimmy Starburst: Pathetic! You really think I had no idea I was being followed?!! Eyes in the back of my head, baby!!!!
Mr. Small: This looks like a job for...
Maddie: Please don't say-
- Mr. Small jumps into the Turd's bathroom, only to come back in a mini purple and blue superhero costume, complete with cape and mask. He still has his top hat and sneakers on.*
Mr. Small: The Mini Maruder! *triumphant pose*
Maddie: *flatly* Oh yay.
Yotsuba: Whoa! Superhero time!
Jess: Yotsuba, take this. *gives her a cicada-shaped brooch* You'll know what to do with it, right? ;)
Maddie: *to self* I never should have made him that costume...
Jess: Okay, we have to contain him. We don't need to do any lasting damage, just keep him in one place long enough for the effect to wear off. Let's go!
Mikey: HECK YEAH!!! *jumps out of the ruined 7-11* Prepare to meet your DOOM, Starburst! In cute, cuddly Wartortle form! *Hydro Pump!*
Mr. Small: Mini Maruder, away! *jumps out of Turd, and throws one of his shoes at Dimmy*
Dimmy Starburst: *deflects both the shoe and the Hydro Pump* Child's play!!!
Mikey: Oh darn. *hit by his own Hydro Pump* DX
Mr. Small: *gets hit by his shoe* Oof!
Maddie: I have a plan! *jumps on top of Turd* Mikey! Use Hydro Pump on me!
Mikey: Okay... *Hydro Pump!*
Maddie: *swallows the Hyrdo Pump, and ends up gaining a short sleeved blue shirt, light blue overall shorts, a blue baseball cap with a white M on it, and a FLUDD-like machine hooked onto my back like a backpack, with unlimited water* All right!
Orbulon: Maddie's now Water Maddie! </Meta Knight>
Dimmy Starburst: Impressive. *eyetwitch* NOT!!! *uses his guitar to shoot electricity all over the place*
Jess: YOTSUBA, NOW!!! TSUKUTSUKUBOSHIIIIIII!!!
(That cicada-thing from earlier starts glowing.)
Yotsuba: W-wha...?
(Magical girl transformation time! Yotsuba curls up into a ball as green sparkles fly all around her. Her outfit changed from a t-shirt and shorts into a triangle-shaped dress with a lace collar and one button. She has a triangle-chaped hat on her head and a flower-like stick similar to Lip's Stick from Smash Bros. For no reason other than I can, she also sprouts cicada-like wings. Tsukutsukuboshi transformation complete!)
Yotsuba: Cool! I'm a tsukutsukuboshi!
Maddie: Woah! Come on, Yotsuba! We're going to need as much help as possible!
Yotsuba: Okay!
Dimmy Starburst: *feigning fright* Ooh, a bug! I'm sooo scared!
Yotsuba: You should be! Hyaa! *hits Dimentio with her flower stick*
Maddie: Yah! *uses water machine to shoot at Dimentio*
Mr. Small: *does a move simular to Meta Knight's Mach Tornado*
Dimmy Starburst: Izzatallyagot?!! *spinny spinny* *deflects the water and the Mach Tornado, Mr Small Style... but not the flower stick* Ohh... what's goin' on... feel... drained...
Jade: YES! Yotsuba's flower stick weapon has the same effects as Lip's Stick in the Smash Bros series!
Maddie: *w00t* This will be easier to fight him now! *tries another blast of water*
[edit] Live and Learn
Jess: And now... for my part! *morphs into Piccolo* I'll need everyone's help with this!
Orbulon: We're ready to help!
Others: Right!
(I materialize an electric guitar and begin playing heavy riffs.)
Piccolo!Jess:
- Can you feel life moving through your mind?
- Ooh, look like it came back for more
- Can you feel time slipping down your spine?
- Ooh, You try and try to ignore
But you can hardly swallow Your fears and pa-a-ain Well, you can't help but follow And putcha right back where you ca-a-a-ame!
Maddie: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!
Zoot: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- On the words of yesterday!
Penny: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- If you beg or if you borrow
Kururu: *a little off key* LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess
- You may never find your wa-a-a-ay
- Can you feel life
- Tangle you up inside?
- Now you're face down on the floor
But you can't save your sorrow You've been betrayed
- When you can't help but follow
- It puts you right back where you came
Mr. Small: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!
Yotsuba: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- From the works of yesterda-a-a-ay!
Kat and Ana: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- If you beg or if you borrow
Mikey: LIVE AND LEARN!
Jess:
- You may never find your wa-a-a-ay
Dimmy Starburst: ...huh...? Is it a tad warm around here or izzijusme?
Jess: *thinking* Yes, it's working! All this heavy guitar is producing tons of fire magic! *singing again*
- There's a face
- Searching far, so far and wide
- There's a place
- Where you dreamed you'd never find
- Hold on to what if
- Hold on to what if
Mike: LIVE AND LEARN!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!
Gomez: LIVE AND LEARN!
From the works of yesterdaa-aay!
Shooting Star: LIVE AND LEARN!
- If you beg or if you borrow
NiGHTS: LIVE AND LEARN!
- You may never find your wa-a-a-ay
Maddie: *Joins Sayaka in a Ryuki-esque Water-Themed attack with Ocktavia as the Contract Beast* 3D...RIDER...KIIIICK!
- Oh, whoa, whoa... AW YEEEAAAAHH!!!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
(Cue Transwarp effect!)
