Weirdies: Original Adventure/3x01
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[edit] Showtime
[edit] Disclaimer
PuppyLuver and ZootyCutie, the Masters of the Weirdieverse, are not on the same earth at the Moment... They are in the Care of the FCC. Braving the Harsh Elements of winter
(We are in a Garden of Eden-esque world where an orange wolf is gaurding an apple tree from an almost completely naked Jess and Maddie)
Jess: Whaddaya mean this tree's forbidden?
We do not claim ownership of anything, Not even half the story on which it's based. We only own our original concepts if and when they appear.
[edit] Author's Note
Well, We made it...one hundred Weirdies...So what could I possibly do to cook up/reel in a memorable character just for this Occasion?
Jet: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Hell, Yes...Lets dive under the sea...
[edit] Intro
(As 'Big O! Show must go on!' Plays, the Following Characters are Rolled out)
- Artist Shapeshifter (Jess)
- Copycat Artist (Maddie)
- Charming Magician (Dimentio)
- Muppet Saxaphonist (Zoot)
- Twin of the Wind (Jade)
- ??? (Mr. Small)
- Smeg Knows (Patricia, Covered in one of AC's Blankets)
[edit] Obligatory Monologue
(We get glimpses of Jess and Maddie Bathing in the Rivers of Paradise)
Jess: So ya figured out what ya wanna be when you grow up? Coolies. But please keep this in mind when you want to make a living. Do what ya love, and love what ya do. Go with the flow without a shred of worry, Improve your craft and Improvise when life makes you jump through a few extra hoops, This is my vision of that old-ish Disney Philosophy. For you see, My description of Paradise consists of two words: Hakuna Matata.
[edit] Krabby 'O Mondays
(We see a Restaurant Under the Sea, It is Broadcasting Video Game Playthroughs on it's TV screen. We see a Teenage Boy Fish and A Teenage Girl Fish finding a group of Hosts and Hostesses sitting at a table, Snow is falling from the ceiling. The Hosts are revealed to Be Kiba, Tsume, Hige, Toboe and Gomez alongside the Hostesses Penny, "Roberta", Blue, Cheza and Yotsuba)
Hige: Well, Ahoy Mateys... (A close up on his Face...) Can we take your Order...
Boy: Uh... Who and What are you...
Hige: It's simple, we come from another world. We're here to serve you on this one night, for each of you we have: (cut to Yotsuba and Toboe) The Loli and the nieve little pup, (Blue and Gomez) The Hard-To-Get Heroine and the shy little weirdie, ("Roberta" and Tsume) The Sexy Babe and the Badass Brute (Penny) And this little geek could be suitable but Maybe you want (Cheza) the silent kind of girl and maybe (Kiba) your gal seeks the Cool type.
Boy: Uh... No thanks, we'll just Do the Drive Through thing...
Hige: Maybe you want the Smooch or High Five of a Lovable Loser like moi! (Blue's Shadow uses Poison Jab, It's Super Effective) Y'know what, Just take the Drive-Thru (Hige Fainted. Both fish are freaking out but Jade appears through a vail of wind.)
Jade: Keep his Identity a secret and we won't have any problems, Kapesh?
(They rush to the Drive Through Menu...)
Voice: Ahoy there, Mateys... I take it the hosts inside were too much for you?
[edit] Get Outta Town
(Salesman appears to Patrick Star.)
Salesman: Hey, you! Get Outta Town! (Patrick fled! The Salesman looks towards Miku.) Get outta Town and come on down to Beautiful Seashores Resort. (Miku looks at the brochure and gets an Idea!)
[edit] Enter Patricia
[edit] Tsume's Feelings
[edit] The Pirate Raid
(The Rebuilt Absolution MKI Crashes in with the slightly tilted Krusty Towers not too far behind it. A few Pirates raid)
[edit] "What a Powerhouse"
[edit] Mistakes Fixed
Spongebob: Oh, Look! He wasn't Trying to run you out of town, He was looking to sell you a vacation at a modest price.
Spike: Wait a minute? If you're just a Vacation Salesman...
Jade: And he was trying to get here to Earth by following the Dingy he swiped just for his escape...
Both: Who the hell started the Attack?
(The Teddy Bomber Pops up.)
Teddy Bomber: Hey, you morons, Get up! Fight these sons of Bitiches, fry the whole damn town!
Spike: Damn it, You Again? Why are you still doing this!?
Teddy Bomber: Because Humanity needs to st-Aaaaaaagh!!! (Is turned into a live action ape by Dimentio)
Old Captain: Monkey!
Patricia: Now that the preceding Crisis has been averted, I have no further use this cybernetic disguise. Engaging Autocalculus Software and Ejecting Host. (Patrick Star pops up from her head...Tsume Pukes all over Cheza, Darcia, Squidward and The Blandy Franchising Company Employees. All in Glorious Slow-Motion set to "Sweet Land of Liberty")
Carl: (as he slides by Death the Kid, Liz and Patti) Does that mean I won't get that Raise, Sir?
Howard: So, this new resturaunt Chain Lord Death wants me to expand to Death City...
Kid: This place is a mess, Clean it up, will you... (Hans comes in to clean the Building with Spongebob)
Squidward: Yeah...I'm gonna go take a shower.
Kid: You Idiots, you ruined it by making it a steaming heapload of asymmetrical garbage!
Howard: What?!
Accountant: It means in order to reclaim our souls from Lord Death we need to sell both buildings in order to gain money out of this operation and have Lord Death build a Branch in Nevada, we'd be lucky if we got a single penny out of it!
Jessie Pride: These there Weirdies'll buy it for a buck!
Accountant: Sold! We'll be returning the Krusty Krab name and the right to sell Krabby Patties in Bikini Bottom to Eugene Krabs cause this contract's practically useless! (Tears up the contract)
Kid: But what about the Krusty Towe-(Looks at the mess made by the Space Pirate attack) Okay we'll be on our way... lets give that buck to Daddy so that he'll open up shop back home... (Leaves with the proverbial 'buck' to give to his Father as Darcia gets up)
Darcia: Gyah! Augh! We're covered in Wolf Puke, We need clensing! Come, Cheza, Your dirtied body would render you useless to Paradise!
Cheza: This One will not follow... Unless you were to smite everyone who is always by this one's side. And One Day, this one believes that they could render a god Toothless.
Darcia: (Furious) Grr-Aah... (Apathetic) Eah... (Starts to up and leave) Feh...
[edit] Resolution
Blue: So he just wanted to open a Krabby O Mondays in Death City.
