Dark Crystal Arc
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[edit] Characters
[edit] The Weirdies Family
[edit] Noble Weirdies
The Weirdies that appear to the Skeksis and stay with the Skeksis and pose as Nobles in front of Darcia - PL
[edit] PL
- Jess Paltrivel (Held Captive)
- Empress "Freida Lita Bovita Banana Fanna Bo Bida Von Shweetz-Paltrivel XIII"
- Chase Paltrivel (Held Captive)
- Hige
- Toboe
- Mikey
- Blue
- Erin
- Mimi - PL (56)
- ConC!Yotsuba
- Kairi ??? - PL (65)
- Nana Suzuki - PL (74)
- NiGHTS (Held Captive)
- "Roberta" - PL (96)
- Christie - PL (97)
- Shina - PL (98)
- Shooting Star Runner (Held Captive)
- Nanacchi - PL
- Nanapon - PL
- Larry Boyd - PL (116)
- Rin Kagamine (Held Captive)
- Diana - PL
- Verne
- Amu Hinamori - PL (59)
- Tadase ??? - PL (60)
- Shuu - PL (125) Noble
- Reiji - PL (126) Noble
[edit] ZC
- Tia (Held Captive)
- Megumi (Held Captive)
- Kolulu (Held Captive)
- Lori
- Orbulon (Held Captive)
- Faye
- Penny C.
- Katrina
- Ana
- Takeru (Held Captive)
- Ryou (Fails to realise he's Being Held Captive)
- Akari (Held Captive)
- Sakurako
- Amika
- Cher Degre
- Kimi Ninomiya - ZC
- Keroro - ZC (121)
- Tamama - ZC (122)
- Giroro - ZC (123)
- Kululu
- Hatsune Miku
- Kuukai - ZC (64)
- Nagihiko Fujisaki - ZC (61)
- Satomi Usagi - ZC (92)
- Mirai Wakaba - ZC (94)
- Nico Kanna - ZC (95)
- Rob Simmons - ZC (108)
- Fuyuki Hinata - ZC
- Momoka Nishizawa - ZC
[edit] Stranded Weirdies
The Weirdies Who Travel with Jen on his quest to heal the crystal.
[edit] PL
- Jade Paltrivel
- Dimentio
- ConC!Mikey
- Jet
- Spike
- Gomez
- O'Chunks - PL (57)
- Yotsuba
- Meiko - PL (68)
- Kaito - ZC (69)
- Natalie - PL (75)
- Nathan
- Ikuto - PL (101)
- Nanappe - PL
- Nanasama - PL
- Jazz Boyd
- Ran - PL
- Miki - PL
- Su - PL
- Dia - PL
- Kiseke - PL
- Musashi - PL
- Eru - PL
- Iru - PL
- Yoru - PL
- Len Kagamine - PL (106)
- Maka Thompson Travers - PL (144) Stranded
- Patty Thompson Travers - PL (145) Stranded
[edit] ZC
- Maddie Zocuté
- Zoot
- Cheza
- Edward
- Flash
- D
- Mike
- ConC!Mike
- Hikari
- Mari
- Quent Yaiden
- Penny - ZC (41)
- ??? - ZC (42)
- Kuon
- Mr. Small
- Tara Webster
- Len Kagamine
- Daichi - ZC
- Kuzu-Kuzu - ZC
- Pepe - ZC
- Temari - ZC
- Rhythm - ZC
- Nana - ZC
- Rima - ZC (62)
- Yaya Yuki - ZC (63)
- Nadeshiko Fujisaki - ZC (66)
- Kazumi - ZC (85)
- Kaoru Maki - ZC (86)
- Saki Asami - ZC (87)
- Umika Misaki - ZC (91)
- Jules
- Momoka Nishizawa - ZC (135) Stranded
[edit] Redeemingful Weirdies
The Weirdies that were banished by "Emperess Frieda Lita Bovita Banana Fanna Bo Bida Von Shweetz-Paltrivel XIII" and Took the Turd with them.
[edit] PL
- Kiba
- Tsume
- Utau - PL (79)
- Madoka Kaname - PL (93)
- Homura Akemi - PL (81)
- Mami Tomoe - PL (82)
- Sayaka Miki - PL (83)
- Kyoko Sakura - PL (84)
- Momoko - PL (88)
- Kristen - PL (89)
- Midori - PL (90)
- Lilly Vahnn Turnbull - PL (117)
- Nanakko - PL
- Nanarin - PL
- Akira Tomino - PL (124) Redeemingful
- Ryusei Ishinomori - PL (127) Redeemingful
- Makoto - PL (128) Redeemingful
[edit] ZC
- Zatch Bell
- Kiyo
- Dororo
- Kat
- Anabelle
- Jennifer Portman - ZC (49)
- Shinichi
- Daijirou
- Ioneos
- Hubb Labowski
- Patricia
- Luka Megarine
- TOM
- Kimohno Simmons - ZC (109)
- T0R - ZC (110)
- B0R - ZC (111)
- B0 - ZC (112)
- B00 - ZC (113)
- CRU2CH - ZC (114)
- Dororo
- Paul Moriyama - ZC
- Koyuki Azumaya - ZC
- Natsumi Hinata - ZC
- Michael Webster
- Lulu - ZC (67)
[edit] Earthbound Weirdies
Those who are trying their best to contact them after the Dimmie Starburst Incident.
[edit] PL
- Nastasia
- Manny Hermandez - PL (118)
- Jared - PL (119)
- Kristina - PL (120)
[edit] ZC
- Mr. Nishino
- Mrs. Nishino
- Aki Hinata - ZC
- Angol Mois
- SARA
- Erin
[edit] The Riders Group "DecaLiner"
And a Gang of Heisei Riders sent into the story by Saburo Hatte via the Hypertime Echo Effect to secure the plot of the Dark Crystal by pushing them through the "S.O.C."
[edit] PL
- Tsukasa Kadoya - PL
- Yuusuke Onodera - PL
- Daiki Kaito - PL
- Natsumi Hikari - PL
- Shoutaro Hidari - PL
- Phillip - PL
- Ryu Terui - PL
- Haruto Souma - PL
- Kosuke Nitoh - PL
[edit] ZC
- Ryoutaro Nogami - ZC
- Momotaros - ZC
- Urataros - ZC
- Kintaros - ZC
- Ryutaros - ZC
- Ejii Hino - ZC
- Shintaro Goto - ZC
- Akira Date - ZC
- Gentaro Kisaragi - ZC
- Ryusei Sakuta - ZC
[edit] Guests
[edit] Skeksis
[edit] PL
- Priest - PL
- Ordimentalist - PL
- Historian - PL
- Slave Master - ZC
- Gourmand - ZC
[edit] ZC
- Emperor - ZC
- General - ZC
- Chamberlain - ZC
- Scientist - ZC
- Treasurer - ZC
[edit] UrRu
[edit] PL
- Master - PL
- Healer - PL
- Chanter - PL
- Alchemist - PL
- Numerologist - PL
[edit] ZC
- Ritual-Keeper - ZC
- Scribe - ZC
- Weaver - ZC
- Cook - PL
- Herbalist - PL
[edit] Garthym
[edit] PL
- Dalek Joke - PL
- Black Guy - PL
[edit] ZC
- Hal and Jeff - ZC
- Steve - ZC
[edit] The Creatures of the World
[edit] PL
- Jen - PL
- Augra - PL
[edit] ZC
- Fizzgig - ZC
- Kira - ZC
[edit] Blue's Clues
- Sidetable Drawer - ZC
- Mailbox - PL
[edit] And The Rest
- Nobuo Akagi - PL
[edit] Showtime
Weirdies: Original Adventure/3x19
[edit] 1/18/13
[edit] PL
(We Awaken on different parts of the planet one side has you and our First Weirdies among others, While I end up in a Big Castle)
Another World, Another Time, In the Age of Wonder there was...
<CUE 2nd gig INTRO>
Jade: (way too out of breath to get up) Huh...Where the Crap are we...(Turns to find Dimmy Starburst, Knocked unconcious by Maddie's Rider Kick, but still Safe and Sound.)
[edit] ZC
Maddie: *also out of breath* Whoa...We did it. *w00t* Can't believe we managed to survive Dimmy Starburst! *waves her arms and shifts her body to and fro to simulate a dance*
[edit] PL
Jade: (Does the exact same thing)
(By this point, the caffiene effect has worn off, returning Dimentio back to his normal state... though not changing his clothes back... XD)
Dimentio: ... wha? What happened...?
[edit] ZC
Zoot: Dimentio's back to his normal self!
Maddie: Dimentio doesn't have a normal self.
[edit] PL
Dimentio: I resent that.
Jade: Yep, he's definitely back, but not to normal! XD
[edit] 1/19/2013
[edit] ZC
Orbulon: Is everyone Alright?
Len: Rin, Are you there? Hello!?
Nanakko: Yo! College Girl? Where the Hell are ya!?
Oh, Noes! Jess, Where are ya, Buddy! C'mon, Dont leave me with ol' Stinkbrain
[edit] PL
Dimentio: Ah, That's a new Insult...My god. We must be Far Away from Jess! :D
[edit] ZC
Cheza: Maddie, This one senses that the Wolves are with your friends, far away from us.
Far away? A vague location equals VERY YES? That's not a good prize!
[edit] 1/20/2013
[edit] PL
Jade: I know, Mads, but we have to find them quickly and who the heck are you exactly?
(The Charas have been turned into humans by Dimentio's Alter-Ego-Induced Magic Rampage. Their bodies had gotten bigger and changed. They looked each other over taking in their new appearances.)
(The girls had definitely changed. Ran's hair was loose and cascaded down her back. She wore a pink bra with matching panties that had two little pompoms on the hip. Miki's hair fell to her shoulders having been freed from were it was usually stuffed in her hat. She wore a blue bra and panties that matched with a small blue paintbrush on the front. Su's lime green hair lightly framed her face as she stood wearing a lime green bra and panties that had a little whisk on it. Dia's peach colored hair fell to her back and she stood in only a yellow bra and panties with a heart on it. Temari's long violet hair fell to her ankles. She wore a lavender bra and panties with a cherry blossom petal on them. Pepe's brown hair fell to her shoulders and she was with out her pacifier but had one imprinted on her cream colored panties with matching bra. She actually resembled less of a baby. Kusu-Kusu's long blonde hair danced on her waist and her face was bare of her make-up as she stood in a white and red stripped bra and panties with a little clown face on them. Iru was lacking her horns, wings and devil tail and instead stood in only a black bra and panties with a little red pitchfork on it. Eru's halo and wings were missing and her hair fell neatly around her face. She stood in only a white bra and panties with a little golden halo on them. )
(The boys looked similar to what they used to look. Kiseki's lavender hair was mussed while he stood in only a pair of red boxers with little crowns on them. Yoru was missing his cat ears and tail and paws and stood in only a pair of dark blue boxers with cats on them. Musashi's long forest green hair fell to his shoulders and he stood in only a pair of green boxers with swords on them. Daichi's aqua hair surprisingly stayed its shape but wore only a pair of white boxers with soccer balls on it. Rhythm looked exactly like Temari except in dark purple boxers with basket balls on them.)
Ran: The Heck... What just happened...
Kiseki: You insolent Jester, What have you done to us
[edit] ZC
I have this silly theory
[edit] PL
Jade: Yeah, Shoot.
Kiseki: Please Humor Us...
[edit] ZC
I think that last song we used to defeat...that guy... Rocked so hard, it split us across a faraway planet!
Kusu-Kusu: Kinda Like Throwing Poison Daggers and Nuclear Grenades at an idiot Prince and Demanding him to Juggle.
[edit] PL
Kiseki: You dare insult your King, when clearly he has been gracing you with his presence since December?
Dia: Please, no fighting, we have to find clothes.
[edit] ZC
You're Right, You cant go around in your undies all day, you'll catch cold. Besides, we won't take you seriously during those exposition scenes about your true nature...
Kuzu-Kuzu: I think I know who has some clothes :D
- We are all cold starring at Dimentio*
[edit] PL
Dimentio: oh, F#©‡ me...
(Writer!Me causes a speaker to pop up ala Teletubbies as Dimentio gets clothes for the Charas.)
Speakers: Where have the other Weirdies gone?
(Meanwhile, Random Narrator talks about the Castle)
A Thousand Years Ago, This Land was gree-
Coach Z: Hey, Jess mentioned a Dermy fate for those who Awaken Dimmer Stainbelch, I made the Lurtay so where's my Doomy Fort?
Uh, you're already Coach Z, no sense in beating a dead horse.
Coach Z: Hey, Good Point!
A thousand years ago, this land was green and good, until the crystal cracked. For a single piece was lost, a shard of the crystal. Then strife began and Two new races appeared, The Cruel Skeksis, The Gentle Mystics. Here in the castle of the Crystal, the Skeksis took control.
(We see the inside of the castle.)
The Castle was bleached in Darkness by century upon century of Skeksis power, Growing bleaker with every sin they commit plunging the very-
Will ya just shut up?
I can't, I'm the narrator and It's supposed to be Impossible for me to communicate with you.
Well, Ya Haven't met me and Maddie and Jade! (I turn around) Crap on a Cracker, Where's Jade? And for that matter, Where the Shell is Maddie!?
On the same world as you, far from the castle.
OMG! Who else could be lost to the other side? Everypony! Time for an Emergency Roll Call!
[edit] 1/21/2013
[edit] ZC
Penny C: Alright, Everybody. Single File, we need to see if we're missing some other people. Fall in!
(The guys scramble into place)
Penny C: Luka
Luka: Here.
Penny: Fujisaki Twins
Nagihiko: Here!
Nadeshiko: Here!
Penny C.: Madoka
(We should devide our characters up. Which characters do you want to bring to the Castle?)
[edit] PL
(I'm Takin' the wolves, the pets, Larry, Lilly, Teen!Yotsuba, Mikey, The Puellas among others What about you?)
Madoka: Present.
Hey have you seen Zoot...
NiGHTS: No, I cant see Dimentio Either
Wew-Hew!
Hige: Looks like someone's got no worries.
Sayaka: To be frank, I'd Cheer too if You've had Dimentio for a frienemy for as long as her...
Amu: (Digging for her Chara Eggs) Where the frack are they!?
Blue: Guys, I can't find Pops anywhere!
Larry: Jules is missing too...Jazz, are ya there?
Tadase: And where the hell is that devious cat...
[edit] ZC
Takeru: Mari and Hikari are gone, too!
Michael: Where's Tara?
Ana: Who's Tara? (Michael looks scared for his existence, but before he starts digging for his Junk...) Just Kidding. Speaking of Kidding...
Anabelle: Something's Up, guys... And it sure as Hell ain't the potential Time Paradox I'm risking every day.
(My other Characters include ---, And of course, the A.R.M.P.I.T. Platoon)
[edit] PL
Kyoko: alright, we're gonna have to go back on the road so if you excuse us, we'll be on our W-HOLY MUTALATED BAT-TURD, BATMAN!
(The Entire Roof of the Big Rolling Turd is missing from the Turd, It seems to be with our other Weirdies)
Blue: The Whole Roof's been ripped clean off the Turd...
Jess: Lucky it's a rental!
Gomez: Lucky for you! It's on my credit card!!!
ConC!Yotsuba: Holy Snikey! When I said a Sunroof I didnt mean this wide!
If you demand to return home, please go to the Crystal Chamber
Fine... (I walk off with the other Weirdies)
Now, The Skeksis gather at the sacred Chamber where the crystal hangs above a shaft of air and fire. The Skeksis with their hard and twisted bodies, their harsh and twisted wills, for a thousand years they have ruled. yet now, there are only ten. A dying race, ruled by a dying emperor, imprisoned within themselves in a dying land. Today, once more they gather at the crystal as the first sun climbs to it's peak-
A Sun, you say? (I retcon an infant's face onto the greater sun ala teletubbies)
I probably should not have mentioned that... anyway, this is the way of the Skeksis as they ravage the land, so do they learn to draw new life from the sun. Today, once more they will replenish themselves, cheat death again though the power of their source, their treasure, their fate, the Dark Crystal
Hey, you said there were Ten Skeksis. This ceremony of the Sun ain't givin' me comfort
The Skeksis know how you feel, Jess. Today, an Emperor lies dying. Today, a new Emperor must seize the throne.
(The Skeksis are energized by the Crystal as the Weirdies have stumbled into the sight of the Priest.)
[edit] ZC
SkekUng: A Gelfling Alive
*The skeksis panic at the sight of you. and that's when the others show up*
Skeksis: GELFLING SWARM!
Keroro: No! No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Most of these fine creatures are Pekoponians and we are natives of the planet Keron willing to conquer their home planet by any method we deem necessary!
Natsumi Hinata: and all those methods fall flat on their Face!
Keroro: Hey!
[edit] PL
SkekZok: Ah! You insignificant worms managed to defeat an entire platoon of proud Keronian Invaders.
[edit] ZC
Natsumi: Foiled their plans continuously for two years solid.
Rima: Are you sure you're talking about us or...
SkekUng: Praise the Pekoponian Warriors, Honor the constantly humiliated Keronian soldiers! Summon the Noble who allowed us to learn of these stories!
[edit] PL
(The sound of a Noble ship echoes as it gains the attention of a few characters)
Darcia: No need, I heard everything through this Barrel of Perfectly wrapped Reeses and Kit-Kat Bars
SkekZok: Now, we shall treat all you proud warriors as equals. (the Skeksis bow down to our heroes)
[edit] ZC
Tamama: Wow, Both sides are honoring each and every one of us, Sarge! (Internally) Even the damn Angol Mois!
Keroro: That's Right, Tamama. As such, we need to milk this glory for every second it's worth! (Laughs subtly as it fades to the next scene.)
[edit] PL
A Thousand years ago, the Crystal cracked. And here, far from the castle, the Mystics came to live in a dream of peace. Their ways were the gentle ways of natural wizards, yet now, there are only ten. A dying race, numbly rehearsing the ancient ways in a blur of forgetfulness. But today, the ritual gives no comfort. Today, the Wisest of the Mystics lies dying. Today, they summon the one who must save them.
(The Mystics Chant, the next scene is of you slicing your way through tall grass)
In the Valley of the Mystics, there lives a- Gum-Cheezers! I was hoping I was gonna skip you and move to the protagonist
[edit] ZC
Did you just say "Protagonist"?
[edit] PL
Yes, A Gelfling boy named Jen. The Skeksis killed his family... Destroied his clan... Jen survived, to be raised by the Wisest of the mystics. But there is a prophecy, a thousand years have passed and now the world must undergo a time of Testing. Now it must be healed or pass forever into the rule of evil. At this time, Jen is the Chosen one. Today, Jen's Pipe gives- *you Burst out Laughing* What Now!
[edit] ZC
I'm sorry, it's just that...What kind of moron would name their son Jen?
[edit] PL
It's a dignified Gelfling Name
[edit] ZC
Yeah, A Girl's name.
[edit] PL
Geh, Shut up!
[edit] ZC
Now where was I?
[edit] PL
You are to Acompany Jen on his quest.
[edit] ZC
Oh, coolies. Now I've got a Toy Keyblade made out of old Bottles of Jack Daniels with the Grass' name on it. Yee-Haw!
(Don't take this the wrong way, Drinking will stick me in an early grave! Just ask Dimmie!)
[edit] PL
(I know you wont Mai Fuh-riend!)
(Cut to a Nerd Cave of some sort. Some guy is watching this on TV.)
Fanboy: *spit take* That's Terrible! Tyler Perry's been clean for years!
That's it, no money's worth this pop culture garglemesh. Here's my plan, I'll go fetch your regularly scheduled narrator and you can rot in a sack for all I Care. Goodbye!
Fanboy: Wait, all that for mentioning the Drug Abuse of Tyler Perry?
Rot in a Sack!
Fanboy: I have to write an angry letter! "Dear Derpbrains,"
[edit] 1/22/2013
[edit] ZC
Alrighty, We need to find this "Jen" Boy *slightly snickers* And we've got no clue as to where we are.
Mari: Maybe If someone could Access the memory of this planet, there'd be some sense of Direction.
Hikari: That isn't me, that's the other one.
Mari: Sure, Let's forget about the split personality! You wanna Fight then Bring it on, Bitch!
Cheza: No, This one does not want to see you hurt each other!
[edit] PL
Dimentio: That would be myself, thank you very much.
Gomez: So let's all be smart about this and bring it off...
Spike: Just Calm down, Ya Brats! I hate it when I'm stuck with the whiny brats!
Dimentio: Will You all just Shut Up. Geez, and I thought Jess alone was an earful... Good thing this bland...boring flute is singing me to my sleep (faints)
Jade: What the Hell?
(They find the Gelfling playing the Pan Flute)
Gomez: Uh, Hi!
Jen: Are you...gelfling like me?
[edit] ZC
Zoot: That Depends, Person who never seen a Muppet before says what?
[edit] PL
Jen: Wut.
[edit] ZC
Zoot: Success! I tricked a gelfling into saying something stupid! The Grumblecakes will be mine!
- rofl* This day keeps getting sillier!
[edit] 1/25/2013
[edit] PL
Jen: I don't understand, what is "human"?
Spike: Only the obvious dominant species of the Milky Way Galaxy which I'm pretty sure is a long ways away...
Jen: You mentioned a Galaxy of some sort, does this mean you're from beyond the stars?
[edit] ZC
That pretty much discribes our way of life! By the way, do you know how we're gonna get back?
*A Baby Blue Puppy comes from out of nowhere and stamps her pawprint on your screen.*
Eeee! Quent! *Comes up to the Pawprint* Do ya see what I see, Buddy?
Quent: A pawprint made from construction paper?
Meeouth! That's Right! ;D But that's besides the Point, the Point is that this means we're gonna play Blue's Clues!
Quent: Blue's what?
My friend, there's this old preschool show on Nick Jr. centered around a cute baby-blue muggle puppy that shares a name with your fancy wolfdog crossbreed! She uses a silly little game called Blue's Clues to figure out stuff!
Quent: So you're saying that-
We're gonna play Blue's Clues to figure out how we're gonna get off this rock!
Quent: You gotta be kidding me.
Nope, I already have the wipe ready for after the song.
Quent: There's Singing?
Sorry, It's basically required by the show so suck it up, bucko! (Starts singing)
- We are gonna play Blue's Clues,
- Whether you like it or not! Yeah!
Tara: So, How bout it, Kid? Wanna see the World and the Stars? Meet new friends and new allies from wherever they might be
[edit] PL
Jen: Well, now that you mention it... (Hears the Call of the Mystics) Ah, my Master wants to speak to me about something, I can take you to the village if you want.
O'Chunks: Sure. 'Ey, do you happen to know where t'find clothes for these children. (The Charas' Leaf outfits start to fall apart) these Lads and Lassies are a bit underdressed, you see and...
Jen: We have a Village Weaver, he can make some clothes for you...
Jade: Take us to your leader, Allons-Y!
(We make our way to the mystic village as Jen, Cheza, Spike, Jet, Jade, Maddie, Dimentio and Zoot meet a dying UrSu.)
As we reach the Village that houses the Dying Master, Our heroes split up to prepare for their search for their friends which has closer ties to the upcoming journey of Jen. It's good to be back!
Jen: Master?
UrSu: ...At the time when three suns meet...
Jen: Master, what's wrong?
UrSu: These people you have brought here...they are not of this world...
[edit] ZC
Yeah, we get that alot...
Zoot: And Butt's twelve by Pies!
[edit] PL
Spike: Cut the Nonsense, Where the Hell are we?
UrSu: I must speak with the gelfling...for he is in danger.
Jen: Master, these humans are from another world Just like yourselves and the Ancestors.
UrSu: Indeed, I have also told you of the Skeksis, and their homophobia... and the horrible jobs they do at building dams.
Brainy: And according to Papa Smurf, the Skeksis do not care about blue people and Papa Smurf is always right because Papa Smurf... (Swatted out by Jen)
Jen: and they killed my mother and father...
UrSu: The story runs deeper than you know and you are part of it...and my current condition allows me to grant a single gift to a few of...the lifeforms of the cosmos before I leave this life...forever...
Jen: Leave? No... Master, Don't say that, you'll be fine.
[edit] ZC
Cheza: This one doesn't understand, why do you need us here in this world.
C'mon, Pops. Speak up... (:quent plz:)
[edit] PL
UrSu: The Skeksis will vow...to destroy All the gelflings they can find...and will slaughter anyone standing in their way...for the prophecy says that a gelfling shall find the Crystal Shard...
(Image of shard appears out of the reflecting pool)
Jen: The Crystal Shard...
UrSu: ...To save our world Gelfling, you must find the shard before the three suns meet... If not, The Skeksis will have everlasting power over the Stars...
[edit] ZC
Okay, We know we gotta find this shard, but where do we find it and How does it work into our plans of finding our friends again?
Zoot: Yeah, Where the shard is at?
[edit] PL
UrSu: Aughra holds the shard.
Dimentio: Aughra? As in Amber Aughra? (Holds up a photograph of his Human Form with an Amber-Haired woman who was seemingly around twenty-one to twenty-four with an eyepatch over ) My old flame from 200 years ago genetic time 1300 planetary?
Jade: (To you) Wibbly-Wobbly-Timey-Wimey...
[edit] ZC
lol
[edit] PL
Dimentio: You don't get it, I...Fucked her...
Jet: You Did What!?
Dimentio: I hid my condoms, took some new-age fertility drugs, took her to a Promcoming Dance in Space Los Vagas and I fucked her at Disneyland! What if she got a kid out of me? What if she got Triplets...or even septuplets like the Suzuki sisters? What do you think She'd say? (we see the woman in the Picture, Aughra, Except now she looks as if she is in her mid-thirties to early-fourties. And joining her are Seven Half-Aughra Half-Dimmie offspring who all look twenty-one. The Skeksis are Tied up, the UrRu are being petted by the UrSkeks and ) And that's how I married your new-ish stepmom, I had to face this giant robot afterward, undo the end of creation and butcher a song by STYX but that's a whole 'nother story altogether. So, Aughra-Chan, can I leave the kids here with you or should we talk this out with Luna on the Derry Slinger show like sensable young-ish adults... (she uses a Crystal Reflector to vaporize him. End Imagine Spot, He screams and hides down Jade's Pants Pocket)
Spike: Ha! Ha! Ha! Hate to be you when that day comes.
Jen: Be silent, all of you. The Master is Talking!
UrSu: To reach the home of Aughra...where she knows all the secrets...you must follow the greater sun for the day.
[edit] ZC
So yer sayin' you're askin us to help a gelfling we barely know about follow the greater sun we obviously know about due to Plot hole-induced Hi-Jinx, where we can have Dimentio face to face with one of his many vicious exes who has the potential to hurt him badly!
[edit] PL
UrSu: Yes...
Jade: Then where's the Popcorn Maker?
UrSu: To your right...
Jade: Wew-Hew! (Goes to his Popcorn Maker and Fills it up with unpopped kernels)
UrSu: I should have told you these things long ago, now it is up to you... Remember me, Jen... We may meet in another life... But not again in this one...
Jen: Master. Don't leave me...
(Back to the castle of the Crystal)
Here, in the castle of the Crystal, The Skeksis are bringing their guests to the Evil Emperor of the planet Thra. I'm sure Jess thought of a plan to hide the Wolves from Darcia's Eye
(I am on a cellphone) Thanks Girl, You're a lifesaver! (hangs up) My pen pal was touched by Jessadie due to the fictionary storm, she can mess with the inside of a character rather than the outside like myself.
And she did what to Darcia
Gave the guy a little selective Amnesia, wouldn't want him to loose all his Marbles don't we?
Erm, Right.
(Uh, Mads, would you want to have some guys leave the castle, it's getting kinda crowded)
[edit] 1/26/13
[edit] ZC
Ana: You're showing affection for some animals you've never even heard about, let alone seen?
Kat: The Skeksis prey on Meat, One of their specialties is Roast Nebrie for crying out loud!
Ana: Do you even know what a Nebrie is?
[edit] PL
Toboe: Girls, c'mon, we're all...uh, mammals here. You can talk out your problems with me...
[edit] ZC
Kat and Ana: Get lost, Runt! (Slam the Door on him)
[edit] PL
Tsume: Tossed by a couple twerps, how lower could you possibly get...
Toboe: Hey, cut that out, Tsume!
Let's see if things are smoother with the elder twins
[edit] ZC
Anabelle: You have no Idea what the environment was like before the Skeksis came in.
Katrina: Last I checked... Neither do you, Flower Girl!
Hubb: Look, Kids, Just calm down, Arn't you're overreacting
Katrina: We're older than our Alternates, We're Friggin' Teenagers for Cryin' out loud!
Anabelle: We're just a little concerned about the smoggy air is all...
Katrina: "WE'RE concerned"? The smog isn't this bad back on earth.
Anabelle: Yeah, Their Earth! Our Earth on the other hand is way past cleaner!
Hubb: Uh... May I be excused? (Is tossed out unceremoniously) Some pep talk, eh...
Cher: (passin' by) Don't forget that we were that young and restless at one time...
[edit] PL
Meanwhile our Weirdies Thnikkaband are outfitting themselves with the fancy robes of a Skeksis
ConC!Yotsuba: I didn't really expect to receive such wonderful clothes...
SkekEkt: Please, I insist you put on this beautiful dress I made years ago with your exact measurements in mind!
ConC!Yotsuba: Seriously, Do I get a say in what I choose to wear...
And what of the Skeksis, you say? Well, they are off to check on their emperor
Darcia: It's strange, General... It feels as if forgetting something important...
[edit] ZC
SkekUng: ...
SkekSil: hmm...
[edit] PL
Darcia: His wimper seems... offputting...
[edit] ZC
SkekUng: I hate that wimper as well, I suggest you get used it...
(in the Emperor's quarters the Skeksis and Darcia are all gathered and SkekSil's wimper is being heard until...)
SkekUng: Quiet!
[edit] PL
Darcia: Is it possible to summon our other guests to meet your Emperor
[edit] ZC
SkekTek: Indeed, Darcia...He is not dead yet.
[edit] PL
Darcia: Coolies, (presses an intercom button) Everybody get in here! (We snap back to the entire weirdies family that have appeared in the castle.)
[edit] ZC
SkekUng: Kneel! Bow! (Does so as the others Imitate him. SkekSil reaches for SkekSo's royal septre, It's owner then promptly snatches it back)
SkekSo: Mine! Mine! Back! (Everyone Backs off...) I...am...still emperor...I...(beat)
Orbulon: The emperor is dead...
SkekSo: I...demand respect... and satisfaction... (sees the Lord Darcia's face) So...you're the Noble I sensed...among my loyal subjects...
[edit] PL
Darcia: Indeed, and these are my humble followers, (reveals our numbers)
Toboe: You made him think... We're Nobles like him.
Not me, per se, my pen pal. She called me on the phone to test her new ability, she got a big smooch from Jessadie!
Toboe: Thank you, Maybe we can befriend him and gain his Trust so he'll stop hunting us...
I highly doubt it, chances are he'll regain his memories sooner or later... Better set yer plan to action now or forever hold your tongue...
[edit] ZC
SkekSo: You are just as interesting as I had hoped... It is Such a wonderfully glorious occasion...to have a noble from another world (his grip on the man loosened)
Orbulon: SkekSo is no more...
SkekSo: (pulls Darcia in closer) and your allies are so...unique in every way...even...(spots the Wolves) I sense them...
[edit] PL
Darcia: What?
Crap on a Cracker! (Whispering into Toboe's Ear) I think he knows!
Toboe: *in his thoughts* Ermehgeeeeerd!
[edit] ZC
SkekSo: Wolves are able to reach paradise...I know that because I am able...to sense them...
[edit] PL
Darcia: So...you're saying that...
(I am biting my nails)
Toboe: (starting to back away)
[edit] ZC
SkekSo: Your...so-called... *Chokes and keels over...This gains the attention of the Skeksis, then he crumbles to dust... :( *
Hubb: ...He's Dead
Orbulon: Ooh, Definitely Dead.
[edit] PL
(The Skeksis look among one another as we see that Umbra is watching them)
Umbra: SkekSo's final act directed me to the wolves of the B3BOP, and where there are wolves, Mighty Orbots isnt that far behind...
(Back with Jen and his now dead master)
Jen: Oh, Master... I'll go where you send me, Though I barely understand...
Dimentio: Gentlemen, Hats off in respect... We lost a great man today.
(Spike and Jet remain silent as Jade is carting out the Popcorn Maker)
Jade: So he won't mind if I take his Popcorn Maker along for the Ride?
[edit] ZC
Zoot: Aw... Doggie looks so cute Sleeping... :)
Yes, Zoot...Yes, he does... :(
(Cheza sings for UrSu as he fades away, leaving his robes behind)
[edit] PL
What are those would be selves doing in all of this?
(The charas are being measured by Amika and Sakurako)
Getting themselves measured for their new outfits. We cant keep em in nothing but their bra and Panties, eh.
[edit] 1/27/13
[edit] ZC
D: So, Nadeshiko began life as a mere Identity...
Kusu-Kusu: And Nagihiko's a wholesome crossdresser thanks to his family traditions...
D: I hate them Tomgirls. They think they're so cute...(goes into a Rant about Christian Weston Chandler)
UrUtt: I'm going to need some help realizing these designs your blonde friend drew
Flash: Oh, these... that's not her art style...
[edit] PL
Ikuto: It's way better than hers...
Miki: Yeah, uh... It's basically my handiwork there... I'm a bit of an artist.
Kiseki: I personally think these outfits seem like commoner's garb. But given our current situation, Asking for something fit for a King as Usual will be a less likely option... so, I'll have to accept it for what it is...
Ran: I think these outfits are Top Notch, Miki!
Miki: (Giggles a bit) thanks...
(Yotsuba notices a rustle in the bushes thus... she gives chase and finds a blonde kid with a Robot Arm)
[edit] ZC
Man: Hey, kid... Are you a native of this place?
[edit] PL
Yotsuba: Oh! Oh! Lookit yer arm! You're like a Robot or somethin'
[edit] ZC
Man: Oh, this... There was this accident in my youth and I'd rather not talk about it...
[edit] PL
Yotsuba: C'mon, Let me see! Let me See! (Glomps ConC!Mike)
[edit] ZC
Quent: Are you sure you can pull these off...
UrUtt: I shall do what I can with these concepts, I might need an extra set of hands...
Hikari: I'll Help! I've seen Sakurako stitch together my outfit so I think I should be able to handle it...
Flash: God, I need a shake up something bad...
(I exit from UrSu's Hut)
Hey guys.
Kusu-Kusu: Uh-oh. Frowny-Face Alert! Maddie, why so serious?
It's the master...he's gone...
Flash: Awkward...
Zoot: (enters the scene on an office chair) The Funeral's Monday!
[edit] PL
Jazz: This is no time for games, you guys! We lost half our friends, we're stuck on some uncharted planet and now someone probably gave us a mission with his dying breath! Couldn't you guys be a bit more respectful?
Jade: *Is holding a bag of Popcorn* wut...
Elswhere...
Manny: Hello! Guys!
Jared: Earth to Larry, Where the heck are ya?
[edit] 1/31/13
[edit] ZC
(Uh...I'm gonna need some characters...I Got it!)
*Angol Mois arrives on a scooter*
Mois: Uncle Keroro? Where are you?
[edit] PL
Kristina: Hey!
Jared: You know the Sargent, Right?
[edit] 2/1/13
[edit] ZC
Angol Mois: Why wouldn't I know my own Uncle Keroro...
[edit] PL
Jared: Yeah...No...
[edit] ZC
Angol Mois: I somehow lost him while I was asleep! (Tears started welling up) He didn't Abandon Me, did he?
[edit] 2/2/13
[edit] PL
Kristina: C'mon. He'd never do that, would he...
Manny: Here's an Ice Cream Cone
[edit] ZC
Angol Mois: *Takes the Cone* Th-Thank You...
[edit] PL
Jared: We go out to Buy some Snacks for the Road and...And all this happens! (We see the Smoldering Crater where the Turd should be.) What Gives?
[edit] 2/3/13
[edit] ZC
Angol Mois: Oh, No! *Cries out* Uncle Keroro! Where are you?
Erin: Okay, a few bits of Radio Silence on my part and you're the only voice I hear afterward?
[edit] PL
Jared: Alright, do you know where to find our gang?
[edit] ZC
Erin: My Christ. Dimentio must have used that Transport Magic unconciously. I Guess I could send SARA off to guide you to the Ship...
Angol Mois: Thank You!
Erin: SARA, Beam up the Weirdies right now
[edit] PL
(And into the ship, they Go!)
While Our heroes get ready to Say Hello to their friends, The Stranded Weirdies are making themselves at home, On Friday, they made the Slaves Join Kululu in the construction of Four Goods Factories, One that Specialises on Snack Foods and Cheeses, One for Chocolates and Candy, One for Meats and Baking. Rounded out by a new Facility Kululu made for Cloning Pokemon for their Meat! The Weirdies noticed that each Factory was 320 yards away from the castle. Perfect Distance to set up a Drive-In Movieplex with enough room for a Sonic Drive In! And then, on a saturday, a sudden thought hit Jess,
Why not do both? :D
Thus, The Sonic Drive-In Movieplex was born. But the skeksis have a complaint about the Four Goods Factories that had their backsides used as Screens for the Theaters
SkekSil: Everything's too dark!
So, with the Help of another Newcomer, Diana. Sunday marked Bort's Upgrade to the Skeksis fortress into a High-Rise Estate above an Intergalactic Tourist Trap
- Dawn of the Nth Day
- 7:13am Earth Time
- X April, 2079'
- Monday'
But happy times give way to the sad. On Monday, it was finally time to say Goodbye to the Emperor
(The Ladies have this China Doll makeup on them as they walked to the urn)
Does the Reception serve Potato Chips?
[edit] 2/4/13
[edit] ZC
SkekAyuk: What are these Potato Chips of which you speak? Do they bloom out of those "potato" things like petals of a flower?
Hubb: There aren't any Potatoes in this Planet? We've got a Big Truck full of Snacks, I'll show ya to it afterwards... We'll prepare Pizza in your kitchen for the Meal.
SkekAyuk: What's Pizza?
Hubb: :-|
[edit] PL
We've got a lot of things about our culture to teach these guys.
[edit] ZC
Katrina: I'm not so sure about them, look at what their species has done to this Planet...
Hubb: Relax, We actually managed to get on Darcia's good side for once...
*The Skeksis pick up steaming stones...*
SkekZok: We shall honor you as you have honored us...*...and chuck it at the Urn, setting it ablaze as all nine Skeksis Cheer:* Long Live the Emperor!
[edit] 2/5/13
[edit] PL
(A flute's melody of sorrow fills the air as the Weirdies join the UrRu in paying their last Respects)
Jade: Geez, Mads, are you okay?
[edit] ZC
- I Glomp Jade and Cry in her ample bussom*
UrZah: Do not grieve, humah... This is a cycle in motion, Your presence is his living legacy
[edit] PL
Yotsuba: Please, I wanna stay here!
[edit] ZC
UrZah: You must leave by the Morning...Because you need to reach the castle before the three made one look down. This world and yourselves will be swallowed by the Dark Embrace of Dispair...
...Is there a bathhouse we can use?
UrZah: you may use it at the reception...
Thanks!
*The UrRu makes UrSu's important material things disappear before our eyes*
UrZah: Dear Friend, be well...Receive your belongings, Receive them serenely... We shall send forth the legendary heroes you have met. Watch over this Dangerous Quest
[edit] 2/6/13
[edit] PL
(Meanwhile, Two guys who probably came with the Guy with the Mechanical Arm, Told apart very easily by their Hair (One guy has blue hair, the other has purple), are discussing what to do in the Hot Spring.)
Blue-Haired Boy: Alrighty...Good buddy, This is the Moment you Rigged up Kanji's Machine for!
Purple-Haired Boy: Yes, but...
Blue-Haired Boy: No 'ifs', 'ands' or 'buts' about it, This Fantasy World could prove to be a mysterious environment.
Purple-Haired Boy: That's what I'm afraid of, She could be killed by the Ecosystem of this world or gone feral, living off the land like some kind of creature...And she might not even recognise me...Her bestest-best friend.
Blue-Haired Boy: So you're saying that she could be dead and gone either way?
Purple-Haired Boy: ...
(Take a wild guess where I took them suckers from:)
[edit] ZC
(Class of no Class?)
[edit] PL
(Bingo! :D)
Blue-Haired Dude: You're so Welsh, Nathan.
Nathan: At least I was the first one to notice that the Twins didn't notice the whole cosmic storm that was brewing on January instead of Flirting with Girls from another world, Mikey!
ConC!Mikey: How the hell was I supposed to know They had superpowers? They ain't any Superheroine I ever heard of!
Nathan: Wait, I think I hear something!
(Indeed, one of the UrRu arrives and the two boys hide in the water)
[edit] 2/8/13
[edit] ZC
UrNol: These are our sacred springs, we often visit to clense ourselves of substance.
Gee, thanks. Big guy! Been waiting to bathe since we first got here. :D *I strip off my clothes and Jump into the Warm Water*
[edit] PL
Spike: Huh, Apparently it's ladies first...
Yotsuba: Whee! (Jumps in instantly)
Jade: You know where the Boy's Side is, Good Buddy... (Unzips her Jeans.) I sugjest you turn around and head off to there before the sight of Naughtyness by unworthy eyes... (Takes off her shirt as Spike and the Other Guys head off to the Boys hot spring.)
[edit] 2/9/13
[edit] ZC
Kolulu: *feels something tickling her foot, She moves it around*
[edit] PL
ConC!Mikey: *Swims away*
Jade: (In the spring, free of cloth) so, Nati... You worried 'bout Jess, too?
Natalie: Yeah... It's just this whole space cowboy thing, we go out of our way risking our lives for just enough money to feed an ever growing group of Circus Freaks and we dissapear for 'bout a month or so... I think we're feeling...y'know...Irrelevant.
Jade: ...! *has this stotic look on her face as she sighs* ...
[edit] ZC
Tia: Don't worry, Things have been pretty hectic for each and every one of us since before that month in paradise!
[edit] PL
Natalie: Please don't mention the words 'paradise' and 'Jess' in the same sentence.
[edit] 2/10/13
[edit] ZC
You still bummed that Jess accidentally locked up a perfectly good route to Paradise on ya? C'mon, Turn that frown upside-down, Natalie!
Hikari: It'll be perfectly fine when we reach Paradise, Miss Natalie!
Mari: Easy for you to say...
Cheza: *Thinking* there's that brush again... (Mikey's air bubbles appear near Cheza's behind)
[edit] PL
Jade: *Showering* Better out than in...
Natalie: I don't think that was Cheza, I sensed someone in the Water,
[edit] ZC
Cheza: *sniffs* This one can smell him, too!
Holy Crackers! We made an unfunny joke about flatulence?
[edit] PL
ConC!Mikey: Crap! they found me! (Swims off to the other side as he thinks to himself) thank god, Nate's keeping a low profile...
Yotsuba: Peek-a-boo! (Looks to find Nathan)
Nathan: Gah! (Swims up to catch his breath)
[edit] ZC
ConC!Mike: *Peeks his head up out of a nearby rose bush, pressing his hand on it while it goes back down*
[edit] PL
Nathan: *cough* What the heck, kid! I could have drowned from such a shock...
[edit] 2/14/13
[edit] ZC
Holy Y-Chromosomes!
[edit] PL
Mikey: *Looses his breath*
Yotsuba: What is it?
[edit] ZC
We're playing Blue's Clues in a Jim Henson Movie! :D
Quent: =|
[edit] PL
Jade: *Facepalms as she sits down in the Spring*
-Girls Side-
Nathan: *phew* I thought I was finished back there...
Yotsuba: Blue's Clues, I'm so excited! :D
[edit] ZC
Quent: I'm not...
Mr. Small: Please get in the mood of things, Mr. Yaiden!
*From the Girl's side* Yeah, Lighten Up, Pops!
[edit] 2/21/13
[edit] PL
Kaito: At least one smile outta ya would be a help...
Yoru: You're about as unpleasant as the Half-Pint Prince.
Kiseki: Not another word, feline knave!
[edit] ZC
Quent: I just don't get how you immature brats actually manage to stay immature!
Hey, who're you calling Immature! *I peek my upper body on the wall* Me and Jess are plenty mature, we can take care of ourselves, thank you very much! It's just we like to have a little fun and embrace our inner child while doing so is all!
Quent: What purpose can fun mean when your world is dying a slow and painful death So How the hell do you think you can keep that perky attitude when your planet's a shadow of it's former self?
Hey, a population of 64,000 is nothing to sneeze at. As for us, We've never faced a death that's broken us for a few days. I witnessed the death of an old guy a few days back. Ya don't see my crying, do ya?
Quent: Said the girl who cried herself to sleep after seeing a wizard die.
But that was the day I saw him die, and it also happens to be when I first met the guy. To sum up, I got over it and let go, You'd be a lot more happy if ya did the same!
[edit] 2/27/13
[edit] PL
Dimentio: You were bawling at the freakin' funeral!
Jade: She moved on! Every Death we've witnessed that doesn't end in ressurection is okay with us cause we never got to know 'em for too long!
[edit] 3/10/13
[edit] ZC
Quent: Why would you blindly follow Wolves, And Why would you Drag Dozens of innocent lives into your cause...
Cause We're bored little bitches, that's why!
Quent: *heh* It's funny cause every time I talk to you, It feels as if I was talking to one of those hammy screen actors from the early twenty-first century...
[edit] 7/20/13
[edit] PL
Yoru: ...like Christopher Walken?
Walken: Hello...
[edit] ZC
Quent: Have I ever told you how annoying you're acting today?
You certainly have now, and a certain guest will be joining us real soon, too...
Quent: Great, I can't wait to pestered even further...
[edit] 7/24/13
[edit] PL
Jade: XP
[edit] ZC
she's right to sick the proverbial raspberries at you, Quent. We all want you to lighten up! We also want our handy-dandy...
...Notebook, Right-O!
Sidetable: Oh, I hope you don't mind but I kinda brought a friend over if that's okay with you!
Tickety: Hi, Mom! I made it on the sho-(muffled by Jade)
[edit] PL
Jade: Could we please get on with the program?
[edit] ZC
Sidetable: Sure, Jade. It's just... She's a big fan of the show. (hands Me my handy-dandy notebook)
Thankie!
