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(The Warp sends these guys to Marin's Homeworld.)
AC: Where are we?
Marin: Welcome to Japan! My Name's Marin Asagi and I'll be your Tour Guide for today!
AC: Wha-Wait, You're Marin Asagi?
Marin: Yes, My family's Still very poor so I have to work as a tour guide, but no one from America ever comes here I know, But that's what makes the world go 'round
AC: Our DeLorian recently Refueled, do you know of Peter Pan.
Marin: Uh...
AC: Didn't Think so, did you keep a certain...monomakia.
Marin: How do you know about Melan?
AC: Watchers know tons of things. (Two Hooded Figures appear and blow up the DeLorian) Our Car! (To Marin) Send out Melan! Please, They are Evil! He can help us fight!
Marin: Alright, Here's some backup! (Tosses Melan's Ambuel to the weirdies. Once the seal's released, He starts blasting away, he Slices and Dices some heartless. Shadow Spell Summons a Unicarn Dragon, Shadow Knight is Riding on a Unicorn, Why, Cause I'm a Dork who can't spell without confusion!)
AC: He's about to blow fire on us!!
(No, but he's gonna freeze you with an Ice beam)
Shadow Knight: This is the New and Inproved Monster Buster Club?
Shadow Spell: I don't see the original members anywhere...
Shadow Knight: That's because that isn't the Monster Buster Club we waited for...
Shadow Spell: I'm so sorry.
Shadow Knight: Your dad's Idiocy is rubbing off on us, I Suppose next we expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition...
(Duh-Nah! Wild Spanish Inquisition Appeared)
SI Guy 1: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition, Our three weapons is Surprize, Fear, Phobias and Surprize.
Shadow Spell: I'm on It, S.K. (points a magic wand at them, Which fires a LOLazer)
SI Guy 2: I didn't get to use the rack!
(Scene: Inside a bedroom. AC wakes up with his crew intact. AC Decides to warm his hands at a fireplace)
Voice: Wait a sec, you ain't Howl!
AC: Ah! Who Said that!
Voice: I Did! (AC Looks to find that the fire seems to be Calcifer, A Fire Demon in charge of Making a flying castle Tick) Look, you seem pretty banged up. So we thawed you out using Amalthea's hair dryer, Man that girl has long hair.
(Knock, Knock.)
Calcifer: Hey, You can Answer the Chestnut Door, The Blue one on the Wheel.
AC: (Turns the Knob to blue, He Opens the Door to reveal a girl with pink hair in a downwards ponytail) Who are you?
Girl: My Name's Katrina, My Younger Sister's Trying to Make a garden out of My Room! How can you help?
AC: Uh...
Calcifer: Leocario
AC: Leocario Isn't Here Yet, Please come again!
(Slam!)
AC: I Met a random Character, but it still Rocks to see I'm In Chestnut!
(Knock, Knock.)
Calcifer: Hey, It's a New record for Chestnut City, 2 knockers in a row.
AC: (Opens the door to reveal another girl around the Exact same age as the first, only she has Orange Hair in downwards pigtails) Can I help you?
Girl: Hi, My Name's Anabelle, I Thought my Sister would like the flowers I Put around her room, But She hates them, Can you give me some design Tips?
AC: Leocario Isn't Here Yet, Please come again!
(Slam!)
Calcifer: So, Wanna explore the world of Chestnut?
AC: Do I ever! Now we can find the Weirdies!
Calcifer: AC, Before you go, this is another chestnut...
AC: Those girls, They were...
Calcifer: Variations of the Twins Kat and Ana, Welcome to the "Class of No Class" Chestnut City!
AC: (Anime Fall!)
Witch of the Waste: Ooohh... So Close.
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(Sarah is watching Family Guy)
Calcifer: Where's AC?
Sarah: Looking For Suitable heroes...
Calcifer: Family Guy?
Sarah: Yep.
(Bowler Hat Guy has finished signing the contract when suddenly...)
Lewis: Goob! Stop! You don't now what you're doing!
Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, I Do Know! I'm Destroying your Future!
Lewis: She's using you goob, and once she gets what she wants, she'll get rid of you!
Bowler Hat Guy: Bu-Wha-! (Shot by Doris, who then attacks Lewis)
Lewis: I am Ne- (Interupted by the CEO being Shot, he fades away along with Doris. The CEO Finds a Gunshot on his head)
CEO: Whoa, Didn't see that coming. (his head Explodes, we see Peter Griffin has a gun)
Peter: Hasta La Vista, Wizeman
Brian: Peter, You just killed the Inventco CEO!
Peter: Oh, (pause) I'll Take what She's having
(minor Clapping from Walt Disney)
Walt: Bravo, Bravo. You've become so Persistant, you even killed a character.
Peter: He was Wizeman from the NiGHTS Series, I Can Explain
Walt: You leave me no other choice. I Called the FCC
TOM: The FCC? (pause) I know all about the FCC
(Walt Disney looks frightened)
TOM: They will clean up cartoon messes In a matter such as this
(Walt Disney walks backwards toward the door.)
D: They will add this world to Kingdom Hearts that will make all fans pissed
(Walt is leaning toward the pit of death)
Flash: Cartoon Fans will cheer and Give Sony a Stakehouse Shoom and Swiss (Holds up a hamburger)
(All of AC's Favorite Cartoons, especially non-disney characters, pop up and make walt fall into the pit of death)
ALL: 'Tis the plain situation of Cartoon Relocation by the Fellers at the Freakin' FCC
(We then cut to the 18 year old bunny rabbit Aroura ran into, sitting in a lofa)
Adult Cream: They're the Stuffiest of Stuffiest of special intrest groups
(Flash blows up a dimention then salutes Hitler as he sings)
Flash: Blow up a cartoon dimention then they order in the troops
(SARA Comes out of a Toilet)
SARA: Any Android should know that a world will Eventualy poop
(It turns into a Disney on Ice Stage)
ALL: 'Tis the plain situation of Cartoon Relocation by the Fellers at the Freakin' FCC
(A Picnic with Timmy Turner and Teen Kolulu)
TOM: When you're in love with someone who's a sexy thing... You need the same animation style ding-a-ling
Wanda: Cause you can't say penis?
TOM: Right!
Link: So they sent this little warning They're prepared to do their worst
Bender: And they shoved it in your mailbox hoping you could be cohurst
SARA: I can think of Quite another place They should have stuck it first
ALL: Well it's Just Plain Moronic And Possibly Psycotic Like the plain situation of Cartoon Relocation by the guys who just farted They might just be Retarded Like the Fellers at the Freakin' FCC
(Toss the corpses overboard. enter Michel Eisener)
Peter: Aw, Crap!
