Pinkie Pie
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Pinkie Pie is a pony, friend to Rainbow Dash and Dick Van Dyke.
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[edit] History
Pinkie was born in Germany. She enjoyed having drug parties and illegal gatherings for her friends. She was the biggest drug addict in the area, but also a professional dealer. She prowled the streets of Berlin, selling her shit to people, who would later have their lives ruined. She was later caught and moved to Ponyville High Security Prison, the most heavily guarded prison ever and she actually managed to escape!
[edit] Today
Pinkie has given up her life of crime and now only hosts legal parties. She is still watched 24/7 by police, but she understands this as much as it pisses her off.
[edit] Yesterday
Rebecca Black says yesterday was Thursday, but that can't be true... right? It depends when you're reading this. Does this have anything to do with Pinkie Pie?
[edit] Tomorrow
Now really.
[edit] Last week
Okay, joke's over, stop now.
[edit] Next month
Okay, fuck you.
[edit] Trivia
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