Japan
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Japan is a country, well known for its part in the porn industry. Other than that, and making video games, nobody really cares about it. Its capital is Tokyo, aka. Hentai City.
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[edit] History
Japan was discovered by Winston Churchill in 1826 on a mission to France. He was bored and felt the need to take the long route. His ship crashed into Japan, where he discovered a bunch of grown men masturbating to cartoon porn, thus it was named Japan, which roughly translates to "Land of the Perverts".
Churchill helped colonize Japan, but he was soon kicked out when he tried to build a church (On a hill) and never returned. Japanese people decided they wanted to comunicate with the rest of the world, they invented the Hello Kitty Telephone and started to build LOTS of technology. America was and still is jealous.
[edit] Culture
Japan is well known for its part in the porn industry and its all famous sushi. People from all over celebrate Anime by dressing up as characters. The only thing they don't seem to get right is the eyes, which are way too small.
Japanese girls are generally all horny cosplayers who'd do anything for sex, and that's a good thing, because you won't ever feel left out.
The architecture of Japan is incredible. Japanese palaces are brilliant works of art. God, everytime I look at those things, I imagine sliding down the roofs like slides, only wanting to go again.
[edit] Language
The Japanese language is very odd. You can't even read their writing if you come across it, therefore there is no way to understand it. Ever. Nobody has ever translated it.
[edit] People of Japan
Some famous people from Japan.
- Fuk Hu
- Titi
- Super Mario
- Bob
- Yu Stin Ki Pu
[edit] Trivia
- Japan has the highest Tentacle Rape rate in the world.
- Japan is called Japan.
