Lingrish
From Euphro
Lingrish is the strange combination of English, Mandarin, and gamer speak used by the well-known EuphRO player, TeacherLin. Rumor has it all his English was learned playing Starcraft. If this is true or not remains a mystery.
NOTICE This is not meant to offend Lin in any way. If we didn't like him, we wouldn't all keep track of nearly everything he says. There are a lot of people that don't speak perfect English on the server. They don't get a special page. Only Lin. Because he's awesome like that. THIS PAGE IS FULL OF LOVE.
Examples of Lingrish
"looking for sexy girl be friend =.="
"put g8mo in hot water, very song~"
Also: "put peco in hot water, very song"
"put dick in hold then sleep!"
"you make sex her?"
"turn off ur equip!"
trans. take off your clothes
"g8 = peco peco = pen1s"
"catch niffpe"
"if niffpe come out, BITE BITE BITE"
Adam: ((Girls trying to sell themself on webcam) I wanted to see how he would react.
Allucinari: Was he like "u sexy girl, u b friend?"
Adam: I found out that he's shy.
Allucinari: Aww, thats so cute.
Adam: He kept asking me on MSN, to ask them to show tittie. I'm like, you ask them! And he was like "no >.> u do it!"
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow:Awful. Adam, do you realise how Lin's rating will drop?
Adam: Somehow, we got kicked out of a couple of the girls rooms. I think it was because they saw I had a credit card and.. wasn't spending any money :p
Allucinari: Yeah, well, camwhores a like that.
Adam: I also found out, that he only likes looking at breasts. If they show ass, he gets disgusted.
Javs: I remember one time we were in PVP talking about ivi being asleep and Lin said "PUT DICK IN HOLD THEN SLEEP"
Allucinari: i sel lin... he say mak g8 very song :(
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow: What ? Translate please :)
Allucinari: lol Linspeak is hard to understand.. x.x
Euphony: you can't translate it
Javs: BITE BITE BITE
Euphony: it's just not possible
[GG]DrS: lkol yeah
Allucinari: It loses its charm. x.x
Allucinari: The important part to know is, as Lin told us many times... g8 = pecopeco
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow: I've been in VS for 3 weeks - Lin's english seemed quite OK to me
Allucinari: pecopeco = penis
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow: Hm... Don't see the connection...
Allucinari: I think he puts on a show for some people
Adam: song in chinese means pleasurable
Euphony: very song I'm guessing to be very strong or very long..nvmn
Allucinari: "put g8 in hot water... very song."
Euphony�> OH! THAT song. I get it now
Adam: and: "push her on bed, put the dick on the hole" Lin's sex ed. It's pretty good advice!
FastMatt: hot girl am sexy friends me ro good
FastMatt: hot girl am sexy friends me ro good
Teacherlin: looking for big nipples girl be friends
FastMatt: roflmao
FastMatt: big nipples?
Teacherlin: looking for big nipples girl be friends
Teacherlin: yap C-cup or bigger
FastMatt: rofl nipples
FastMatt: you mean boobtits
FastMatt: not nipples
Teacherlin: o
Teacherlin: yap
Teacherlin: lol
Teacherlin: not same?
FastMatt: no
FastMatt: nipple is round thing in center
Teacherlin: o
Teacherlin: that black color that?
FastMatt: i guess black maybe
Teacherlin: some young girl is red color
FastMatt: rofl
Teacherlin: pink
Teacherlin: my secret i like catching the nipple
FastMatt: tell me the secret
Teacherlin: what secret
FastMatt: catching the nipple
Teacherlin: need put it into ur mouth
FastMatt: do you have pictures?
Teacherlin: girl will yalling~
FastMatt: lmao
TeacherLin> u don't know what is TeacherLin this name story?
TeacherLin> it is a noice
TeacherLin> teacherlin speak in chinese word
TeacherLin> mean
TeacherLin> fk ur teacher
TeacherLin> I hate teachers
TeacherLin> always when I get 60- excue
TeacherLin> hit my ass
TeacherLin> teacher love to hit ppl's ass<
TeacherLin> u should say use ur pecopeco hit my face plox~
palm> what did you say was female g8?
TeacherLin> it is snake hold
TeacherLin> animal VS human
TeacherLin> snake vs famale
&ZellKFF> TeacherLin you know sopay titwank?
&ZellKFF> SOAPY
TeacherLin> yap I know
TeacherLin> my sister love that toy
TeacherLin> watch her play!
TeacherLin> u guys think too much ==
palm> lin post pix of sister
TeacherLin> I don't want u guys hit g8 when watch my sister's pic
Lin: drop RU-486 in beer
Lin: one kind of madician
Lin: can let girl get stun
Lin: don't know where are she
Lin: so can fuck her
TeacherLin : u looklike so young
TeacherLin : 18+ please~
