Lingrish

From Euphro

Lingrish is the strange combination of English, Mandarin, and gamer speak used by the well-known EuphRO player, TeacherLin. Rumor has it all his English was learned playing Starcraft. If this is true or not remains a mystery.

Examples of Lingrish

"looking for sexy girl be friend =.="
"put g8mo in hot water, very song~"
Also: "put peco in hot water, very song"
"put dick in hold then sleep!"
"you make sex her?"
"turn off ur equip!"
trans. take off your clothes
"g8 = peco peco = pen1s"
"catch niffpe"
"if niffpe come out, BITE BITE BITE"

Adam: ((Girls trying to sell themself on webcam) I wanted to see how he would react.
Allucinari: Was he like "u sexy girl, u b friend?"
Adam: I found out that he's shy.
Allucinari: Aww, thats so cute.
Adam: He kept asking me on MSN, to ask them to show tittie. I'm like, you ask them! And he was like "no >.> u do it!"
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow:Awful. Adam, do you realise how Lin's rating will drop?
Adam: Somehow, we got kicked out of a couple of the girls rooms. I think it was because they saw I had a credit card and.. wasn't spending any money :p
Allucinari: Yeah, well, camwhores a like that.
Adam: I also found out, that he only likes looking at breasts. If they show ass, he gets disgusted.

Javs: I remember one time we were in PVP talking about ivi being asleep and Lin said "PUT DICK IN HOLD THEN SLEEP"

Allucinari: i sel lin... he say mak g8 very song :(
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow: What ? Translate please :)
Allucinari: lol Linspeak is hard to understand.. x.x
Euphony: you can't translate it

Javs: BITE BITE BITE
Euphony: it's just not possible
[GG]DrS: lkol yeah
Allucinari: It loses its charm. x.x

Allucinari: The important part to know is, as Lin told us many times... g8 = pecopeco
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow: I've been in VS for 3 weeks - Lin's english seemed quite OK to me
Allucinari: pecopeco = penis
[New_Aeon]NeonShadow: Hm... Don't see the connection...
Allucinari: I think he puts on a show for some people
Adam: song in chinese means pleasurable
Euphony: very song I'm guessing to be very strong or very long..nvmn
Allucinari: "put g8 in hot water... very song."
Euphony�> OH! THAT song. I get it now
Adam: and: "push her on bed, put the dick on the hole" Lin's sex ed. It's pretty good advice!

FastMatt: hot girl am sexy friends me ro good FastMatt: hot girl am sexy friends me ro good Teacherlin: looking for big nipples girl be friends FastMatt: roflmao FastMatt: big nipples? Teacherlin: looking for big nipples girl be friends Teacherlin: yap C-cup or bigger FastMatt: rofl nipples FastMatt: you mean boobtits FastMatt: not nipples Teacherlin: o Teacherlin: yap Teacherlin: lol Teacherlin: not same? FastMatt: no FastMatt: nipple is round thing in center Teacherlin: o Teacherlin: that black color that? FastMatt: i guess black maybe Teacherlin: some young girl is red color FastMatt: rofl Teacherlin: pink Teacherlin: my secret i like catching the nipple FastMatt: tell me the secret Teacherlin: what secret FastMatt: catching the nipple Teacherlin: need put it into ur mouth FastMatt: do you have pictures? Teacherlin: girl will yalling~ FastMatt: lmao