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The EarthBound series is an series of epic RPGs for the SNES and Game Boy Advance that were created by Nintendo in the year 1989. Earthbound is the most overrated game among retrofags, Super Smash Bros fanboys, and autistic adults. This game is known as TEH BEST FUKKEN SNES GAME OF ALL TIEM!!11!! to Nostalgiafags and EB fantards. Earthbound mostly involves a little 13 year old and his friends bashing and destroying weird enemies like walking mushrooms, talking traffic signs, suicide bombing trees, hippies, Mad Taxis, Putrid Modlymen, barf piles, niggers, Jews, and other random enemies by using baseball bats, frying pans, bottle rockets, and PSI attacks. EarthBound was the only game in the Mother series released in the Jewnited States of Americunts since Japanese people enjoy IRL trolling Americunts for teh lulz by refusing to release the other games in the series. As a results, some die-hard EarthBound fanboys decided to make an unofficial translation of Mother 3.

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