Monkey Statue of Spamuzel
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The Monkey Statue of Spamuzel is an ancient idol which supposedly grant the holder the power to win any argument. Naturally, it would be highly-sought after by the "philosophers" of CFC Off-Topic. It forms the backbone of the plot of DYOS 5
After DYOS 5, the Monkey Statue had been used several times as a plot device, mostly by taillesskangaru when he ran out of ideas. Its current location is unknown.