Cruise Missile

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Cruise Missiles are weapons used by the Church of Scientology to convert/destroy things. They have Tom Cruise's face painted on them, which yells "I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!" These were a running gag introduced by the Styles brothers, whereby a bunch were fired at Stylesrj, Brackman, and Dostya. A few missiles with fellow scientologist John Travolta's face (Travolta Missiles) were fired as well. While funny at first, their overuse made them get really old really fast.