Britain
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Britain (or less accurately, England, or more accurately, Britainistan, or more or less accurately, the United Kingdom), a perpetually rainy island to the north of Europe, which the snobbish British don't see themselves as a part of. British people talk in a funny way, wear monocles, and drink tea, and currently live in reservations where they are sheltered from the Islamic state outside. They invented over 9000 different sports and suck at everyone of them. On no account should you try British "food". Did we mention the rain?