Twilight
From Dash Mcwiki
Hello I am Edward Cullen and I am gay. I like to suck mens cocks and shove dildos up my ass and I also like to have gay poop orgies with swell faggots such as the Jonas Brothers and Ronald McDonald (AKA the Penis Clown). It is very swell. Sometimes Drew pickles and I get into a swell hot sexy orgy and it lasts for 5 hours, then we watch some gay porno. I then shit all over the place and all of the Barney Bunch members come to my house and they shit all over the place too and we eat all the poopy. The poop makes us so horny we splooge all over the place and create an ocean of splooge and we swim in it then we suck each others cocks for 3 days and play boner baseball. Stu Pickles sometimes juggles his testicles, and I lick them if he drops one. They taste good, and Chaz Finster rapes me up the ass with a shit-covered dildo while I lick Stu Pickles's testicles. I also like giving dirty sanchezes to the Detroit Lions players because they are so fucking gay they can't win a single game. My favorite activity with the Lions is when Clavin Johnson shoves his big black dick up my ass while Dante Cullpepper sucks my O and 16 mile long boner that I get from watching Dallas Cowboys and Tokio Hotel porn. Then, all the Detroit Lions take turns gang raping me, and I get all horny and grow a gigantic boner and get the entire universe covered in my vampire splooge which has the power to turn every straight man in the world into a big gay faggot and it even makes women grow cocks and become gay. Then, everyone in the world has a massive orgy, with me in the very middle, getting all soaked in poop and semen. It sounds like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shove that dildo up my ass chaz finster hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Calvin Hohnson giving me a cleveland steamer hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cumming all over the placehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bag that was swell
