Stafford

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Hello my name is Matthew Stafford and I am really gay. I like to poop all over Calvin Johnson and suck his big black dick and fuck Kevin Smith in the ass and poop all over his cock. i like to throw interceptions because I am a big smelly homo and I told my ex girlfriend I was in fact gay and using her as a cover, and then I sold her as a sex slave to Clinton Portis of the straight team Redskins so they would let us win a game so my teammates and I could perform our big victory orgy. here it goes now. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bag that was swell. Now Ryan Leaf and all the players from the teams Cowboys, Ravens, Patriots, Bears, Bengals, and Bills will join, including my favorite butt buddies in the world, Tom Brady and Terrell Owens. We do threesomes a lot. Now, everyone will start off by getting massive boners and playing boner baseball and eating poopy. Then, we stuff our boners into each others assholes. Drew pickles smells the poop and semen, and joins since no gay orgy is complete without Drew Pickles. He manages to assrape everyone at once with his 300 mile long cock and we start shitting on his dick and we give each other cleveland steamers and we stuff dildos into our poopy assholes and lick the poop off the dildos and shove the dildos up our asses again and masturbate to Jonas Brothers incest porn because we are all very gay.