Soulja boy
From Dash Mcwiki
Hello my name is Soulja Boy and I am going to rob a bank so I can go to jail to visit my gay fuck buddy Chris Brown who is in jail for beating up Rihanna today, and when I get to jail, I will rape him up the ass and then we will record a new song that will be used in gay pornos and gay rights protests. First, I will ride Chaz Finster's police car which has dildos on all the seats to the Homosexual Jail, where I will meet my gay boyfriend Chris Brown, and we will have lots of swell forms of gay sex. Then, Drew Pickles will join us at the jail after he gets arrested for raping men and we will have a big gay threesome for 4 whole days. Then we will break out of jail using our cocks to pick the locks and then we will go to a concert where Chris Brown, Insane Clown Posse, and I will rap about homosexuality and then we will all go back to Drewland, and I will have a big orgy with Drew Pickles, Chaz Finster, Chris Brown, the Jonas Brothers, Barack Obama, The Wiggles, Edward Cullen, Barney the Purple Gay Dinosaur, the Detroit Lions, The New York Yankees, Insane Clown Posse, Kyle Busch, and George W. Bush. In fact, we will start the orgy right now! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha chris brown giving me a blowjob hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Chaz Finster shoving a dildo up my ass hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha big gay orgy hahahahahahahahahaha give me another dirty sanchez Edward hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bag that was swell