Slipknot

From Dash Mcwiki

Hello we are the band Slipknot but you can also call us Shitknot, because we are gay. We like to rape men and shit all over their cocks. Our music sucks dick, just like we do. Our singer just mumbles and swears, and our guitarist just hits the same chord over and over again. Our guitars and basses sound like they were tuned by a ten year old with Down Syndrome and our drummer sucks too since he would rather use the drumsticks as dildos instead of using them to play the drums. We are gay posers, like Avenged Sevenfold and Limp Bizkit, who we constantly have gay orgies with. We also like to fuck The Jonas Brothers and Chris Brown up the ass and they say it is really swell. Our dream orgy would be us, playing at a concert in front of a million 13-year-old mallcore posers, with Drew Pickles and the entire Barney Bunch waiting for us backstage. After the concert, we go backstage to find the Barney Bunch there, along with Korn, Avenged Sevenfail, the Dallas Cowboys, George W. Bush, Barack Hussein Obama, and Timothy Geithner, and we all have a big gay poop orgy. Holy shit! Here cums everybody right now.