Mangini

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Hello my name is Eric Mangini bit I should be called Eric Mangina i am really really gay. I am the coach for the semi-professional football team Cleveland Clowns and I like to have gay sex with all my players such as Brady Quinn, Derek Anderson, Joe Thomas, Dante Stallworth, Alex Mack, and Jamal Lewis. In our gay poop orgies, we do lots of Cleveland Steamers, which we invented. That is why we have a brown stripe on our helmets and that is also why its called a clevelandd steamer. We eat all the smelly shit and we piss on each other and have contests to see who can masturbate the longest. I am also a fuckin dumbass. I traded the 5th overall draft pick for a bunch of players that nobody has heard of or cares about. I could have had Mark Sanchez as my quarterback but instead the fucking Jets drafted him because I am one retarded mother fucker. I also kicked Braylon Edwards, our only good player, off my team because I caught him having a straight sex threesome with Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba and sent him off to the Jets to go be with the quarterback who would be winning games for us, if I wasn't such a big fat retard.