HIM

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Hello we are the band HIM, and we are really gay. We are gay posers, and our music sucks balls. We like to have gay sex with Drew Pickles, Barney, Ronald McDonald the Penis Clown, and a bunch of other gay faggots. We like to go to fast food resturants with Drew Pickles and order a poopy sandwich, a cum milkshake, and poop fries that are fried in urine and vomit. While we wait for our tasty gay food, we fuck all of the men in the line, even the straight ones. We also use our guitars, basses, drumsticks, and microphones as dildos instead of actually playing them, which is why we suck so bad. In fact, we are going to have a gay orgy right now. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha